Well hello there you fabulous wacky universe you.
My name is Shawn Spencer, your brand spankin' new psychic detective! And with my new fangled partner Croggy Honeydewskin, we are opening up a detective agency for your case-solving needs!
Bring us your poor, your sick, your cheated on boyfriends and girlfriends! If it needs solving? We'll get it there!
Contact: Appleton Investigations [phone number and address here]