This …device is rather pathetic, but still… convenient to me when it comes to getting out this short message.
Whoever found it entertaining to pick up their wand and send me into this
disgusting place, which to my line of sight, seems to be completely overrun with Muggles, you will suffer the
extreme and likely
deadly consequences of your actions. Sure, you might be getting in a good laugh now, but rest assured, when I find my way back, I will rip out your tongue, gouge out your eyes, and make sure that you never get in a decent chuckle
ever again.
Bloody hell, I would never set foot in this place on my own accord, not in a million years. I can already taste the fear. It's thick in the air, and unceasing. I have only been stuck here for little over seven hours, and already all I can hear is the constant whining.
He did this and she did that. Now, we must all cry about it until somebody takes notice and offers us a hug.
It all makes me want to vomit.