PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Something is... odd. I purchased a large book today. It's blank, perfect for journal writing. There are no crystals to use as archives here. So writing will be the logical step. There are computer files and software available, but they don't have the Kryptonian alphabet on your primitive, inferior keyboards. However, there is something I can not understand. Perhaps some well-educated individuals may have an idea. If not, then I shall pursue it on my own. But here is the problem..

I was writing about the time previous to my world's demise, of the days before the.. war.. I believe it was. I started it? Could I have truly aided in Krypton's destruction? Foolish notion.. yet I can not doubt it completely. But I can not recall any vivid details. They are spotty at best. I know of lingering emotions associated with personal events in relation to Jor-El, Lara, the council, my army, or even Ursa and Non, among other things, but nothing concrete. I can quote military historians, texts of great leaders. I can describe in detail, the intricate strategies used in many past conflicts. And there were many. Yet, for the life of me, I can not recall exactly what took place concerning various military campaigns, as well as a few personal things. I should know this. But I do not. I find this most unsettling.

Never have I imagined that things would be so clear. They definitely are now. It's amazing how a lifetime of obsession can be dissolved by one dunk into those unusual Pits. But it can be done. It has been done, from what I can see. I know that this city is at war. Of course the average primitives do not see this in their daily life, but there is a war going on. As a general, war is a subject of which I know very well. Lives have been lost here, and there will likely be more casualties before it is over. Will it be over? I think not. Such is the way of things.

There will be no kneeling. I am not demanding this. Though it is a good compliment, I'd smile if Perhaps a bow of the head, or a tipping of the hat as it is done in some Earth customs, or even a wave will do just fine. I wish to thank Elaine for that advice. Also.. to those I have insulted. Kara, Raya, the younger Kal-El, Superman, Bart... you see, I was.. well, even super-powered alien despots have issues. I was plotting to kill you all, was going to enjoy snapping Bart's speedy neck I was also working on a fanfic of myself and Jesus, but that is on hold for now. I regret my rash and impure remarks. However, it is true Lara was indeed beautiful and gifted. I will resist any further descriptions and leave it at that. She was already "taken", as Earth people say. And besides, I was a bit obsessive and too demanding for her to have had the same feeling, anyway

And I have hurt my own son. Something a father should never do. But he was... well, he infuriated me. A general is never questioned by his soldiers, obedience is paramount to victory. Unfortunately, I was a leader with my family as well, instead of a father. And I wanted him to follow my examples. To be just like me. And when he did not.. I was angry and resorted to violence. And when that happens, there is danger to everyone involved. I could be a bit.. zealous.. about my intentions and desires. He was a fighter, though. And strong-willed. He could not be shaken, deterred, or led astray from his views, and I made the mistake of pressing otherwise and causing him pain. That, at least, gives me pride. If I saw him, then I would tell him this. But at least now he is free to make his own decisions.

I do not say that I was completely wrong in my other thoughts, however. This place is not as advanced as other worlds, or even as my own was. It is barbaric, and humans will destroy each other if they do not get control of their primal natures. There have been other worlds slightly superior to this one that are not around anymore. And this city? Well, it is a miracle that it has not been wiped off the map before now. There have been a few close calls. One or several wrong moves can result in destruction. Best for everyone to stay alert.

But there are some spots in the city that could be better guarded. Someone could poison the water, or destroy some more buildings.. although one came to life and that caused a great blow to the life of lesser advanced innocent civilians. I am giving some thought into taking action myself. I have killed vampires. Of course that was for their defiance, but they deserved it anyway. Perhaps I shall be more aggressive if that is even possible for me. Conflict and warfare is in my blood. It's what I do best. And I intend to turn that experience upon the unholy blood-drinkers and their nests.. with or without an army.

At least being inside hasn't been entirely unproductive. Nothing to do so went back to the studying. Written tests complete 100% passed. Flying colors. Go me. I can imagine what Sky would have snark to say here. Onto the physical part. Physical endurance tests are up first, and then a psychological test between..safe to say this is the most studying I've ever done in my life. I feel like a walking police rulebook right now. Hey, now I know what it's like to be Sky.


Oh god I know what it's like being Sky. Somebody distract me please.
[Sam and Co.]
Are we safe to go out yet?

You people are just so touchy and sensitive. And he was right, you whine. If you don't want the harsh truth, stop posting pathetic messages about how your life is falling apart. Nobody cares.

I think I've just wasted that last few years of my life putting up with this bullshit. My mother is right. I'll take my own advice.

Time for something more interesting.

Hmm. Well. Well, well, well. Isn't this... quaint.

Let's liven up the place.

Some people aren’t very good at games, and there are instances when I wonder if they’re even trying at all. Do they even care that every hour brings them one step closer to losing? I mean, don’t they know that if they fail, someone is going to suffer for it, somebody who can’t even play the game properly because she finds it too difficult to move?

I have a feeling we're going to have to put the kitty down. She's not doing so well.

Well by now you've all seen my former colleague's little announcement.

In case any of you didn't understand the implications of that, it means that I am now in charge of Wolfram and Hart.

Any questions or comments, please direct them to my assistant.

People are brought back from the dead here.

Does that happen often?

Okay, so this city isn't too far from Costa Verde. And I might have wondered what L.A. was like, but come on! I didn't want to come here! And why the Hell are there foul-mouthed freaks kids running around acting tough? It's not normal.

I need to get back home. Right now! But I'm not sure where to go. Don't have much money left. Please, someone tell me this isn't the Twilight Zone. Tell me this isn't really messed up! I need to get out of here soon. Really. I don't want to go outside and run into Ryan again.

Oohhhhh... Lara...

What are you doing? You’re never this quiet. What are you waiting for?

I smell your sins.

They are delicious.

Interesting. I have seen a sign in the heavens. A snake and a skull. I wish to meet those who have made such a thing. I have a suspicion it may have to do with Mr. Riddle. A pity he has left, we were just about to have a discussion. But it is my understanding that his disciples are still present. Perhaps an alliance is in order.

Let me kill him. I want to freaking kill him.

( Zod's rant on a visit to an X-rated store )

I've heard interesting things about you. I'd like to talk.

What a nice playground for me.

Well.. this is unexpected. I do not know who pulled me from my Hell, or how I came to be here. I do know that I will take advantage of this opportunity. My enemies will most certainly feel my wrath. I will have my revenge. Now, who can tell me how I got here?

Also, I am amazed at the amount of insects crawling all over this city. But that is what they do.. and there is one other thing that they will do in short time, it is something that I require of all subjects that I eventually take hold of. Kneel before Zod!!