PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Some "Facts" About My Future

( We once stopped a bad guy with huge catapults of ice cream. We were all sick for days later from eating all the rest before it melted. )

Most of these are outright lies. You people keep asking about the future, I'm going to keep on making more shit up. However, there might be things on this list that are partially or one hundred percent true. No, I'm not fucking telling what they are, and if anyone else tells, you guys know what I'll do to you, so I suggest you start making the bigger shit up too if you're not telling things to stop these fucking crappy futures or you're not keeping it to little things people could pretty much already guess, because I want to go home to my own goddamned timeline and not some timeline where we traded in cars for unicorns that shoot rainbows out their asses.

Okay! There's people and facts left to share, so who wants to know about themselves in the future? I've got time to kill.

[ooc: HAHAHA, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR. This is all IC. Only Ben is obsessed with breaking the future. Me, I'm loving you guys and all the stuff you're doing.]

Time travel is weird.

Okay if break time I'm blaming Ailyn.

Also cause thats funny. For future refrence, Sam, Mirta. Don't buy her the purple marker. A generation will thank you!!

I'm Allana, ...Allana Djo Solo and hello people who are amazing. I kinda had to just say it. I won't tell about the future or anything but can I just meet and hug some of you right this second please!!

And anything Ben might have to say is only true from a certain point of view and that time at the zoo when we were 11 was entirely his fault.