PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I finally finished my Holy Water Paintball Gun. It's not exactly a weapon so much as a distraction device but I thought it could be like the supernatural version of pepper spray. With festive dyes added to ruin and tag as well as cause discomfort, like bright pink, orange, purple. I think there was some neon green in there too. And yellow!

Actually, a taser would probably still be handier and not look like a gun but not nearly as colorful.

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Does anyone have any good cookie recipe suggestions?

Anyone have a good hangover remedy?

Times have changed,
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock,
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now God knows,
Anything goes!

Good authors too who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, Anything Goes!

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes!

When grandmama whose age is eighty
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's,
Anything Goes!

When mothers pack and leave poor father
Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros,
Anything Goes!

If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose!
When every night,
The set that's smart
Is intruding in nudist parties in studios,
Anything Goes!


[ooc: Anything Goes, from the musical of the same name by Cole Porter.]

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So, now that I've had the full "battle of good and evil, parallel Earths, might disappear at any moment without warning" briefing, I think I've earned a few drinks. Anyone wanna show me to a nice bar where the wine list don't include virgin blood? I used to go to a place called Paco's, outside Edwards Air Force Base, but I ain't sure if it exists here.

I can pay for my own drinks, and I have all sorts of fun war stories.

If this doesn't fit the bill for SNAFU, I don't know what does.

Two questions:

What in Sam Hill just happened to me, and where can I get a stiff drink?