PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I’m in the Batcave!

It’s almost okay that I got lost now because Batman gave me sidewalk chalk and I drew pictures and I get to go on the computer and Batman said I can play with Nightwing’s dog and I didn’t know Nightwing had a dog!

I want to play with Robin too but there’s no Robin here to play with. BUT Batman says Robin’s suit is here and he says that he’s going to make Nightwing wear it and then it will be just like Robin IS here. Only funnier. I don't know why it would be funny but Batman says it will be.

I don't like being so angry.

It's not right for me.

Anyone else here that I should know about before I start passing out name tags, and begin to get cranky?

Oh my God.

He's alive.

My fiance's alive.

And he's here.



[Private to Elaine]

Thank you.

He... he told me my name is Lois. The man dressed in green told me that last night, when he walked me... home. Or, at least, he said this was my home. Is it? The name Lois... it somehow doesn't seem right. So who am I, really?








[ooc: Blank!Lois is blank. This is backdated to Wednesday morning, after Lois's mind has been wiped, and Ollie has found her and escorted her back to her apartment... cause somehow, magically, he knows where she lives. lol Nicole, if you want, we can still play out the Lois/Ollie scene. I'm just posting this for posterity.]

Okay, so this city isn't too far from Costa Verde. And I might have wondered what L.A. was like, but come on! I didn't want to come here! And why the Hell are there foul-mouthed freaks kids running around acting tough? It's not normal.

I need to get back home. Right now! But I'm not sure where to go. Don't have much money left. Please, someone tell me this isn't the Twilight Zone. Tell me this isn't really messed up! I need to get out of here soon. Really. I don't want to go outside and run into Ryan again.

Does anyone know where Clark’s at? I’m worried about him. He never stays away this long, and he hasn’t even called.

[Filtered to Lois Lane]
Are you okay? Can I come stay with you? Clark’s not at the hotel anymore and I don’t want to stay here without him.

I know Jack Landors used to work with all of you before I arrived. Are there any of you who are still willing to put up with him long enough to help me out?

Edit: Maybe I should be more specific. I need someone who knows him, who has a good connection with him, who already knows what's going on.

Oohhhhh... Lara...

Would you rather be

A) raped by a monkey.
B) the last person on earth with your eleventh grade english teacher who is of the opposite sex, about ninety years old, and spits when they talk with no other choice than having to do it with them in order to restore humanity.
or
C) married to a demon that slimes all over the place on everything, everyone, and...yeah.

AND THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, PEOPLE. NONE. STOP MAKING UP ALTERNATE ANSWERS BECAUSE THE ONES THAT ARE THERE SCARE YOU.

Just stay the hell away from me. all of you.

I think… I flew into the top of a building and broke damaged it. Considerably. I know there were people in there at the time and if I nearly killed frightened you, I’m really sorry about that. I apologize. I’m usually not this clumsy.

Are there flying demons? Because something that was evidently in back of me was well… right there, in the sky and not on the ground. It pushed me. And I fell on the building below me. I should have been paying attention.

Anyone want to come help me look for the pushing demon thing?

What are you doing? You’re never this quiet. What are you waiting for?

I… think he’s gone.

Superman.

He’s gone.

Why couldn’t Zod have gone away instead? It’s not fair.

Is there anywhere in this city to see any natural beauty?

Guess I can't lie about being kidnapped this time.

I really would have liked to stay in Paris.

This place should be more exciting to have as many powered people as it does.

Where are all the plots to destroy/take over the world?

He treats me as if I were once his dog instead of his child. He thinks I should be obedient and do whatever he commands me to do, because if I do what he says he will reward me with a treat, throw me a bone like I’m a puppy. He thinks he can do whatever he wants here. He thinks that nobody will be able to stop him, but he was stopped before. I think he’s insane.

I think he’ll find me. I know he wants it bad enough. I don’t want my mother to be there when he gets what he wants. I know he’d hurt her if he could. I don’t know what to do.

I don’t want to go to him. But then, maybe he'd stop if I did.

( Zod's rant on a visit to an X-rated store )

Hmmm...day and a half left, I've been meaning to check out the beach. Tori, Chris, Kira...up for a day trip? Roadtrips are always fun. I wish I had the squad cars. Get there twice as fast. Make a day of it maybe. It's safe and a very not vamp-infested time of day.

Edit: Buffy down for the beach? bright and sunny promises lack of vamps! Bring whoever you want, it's turning into a shindig.

Peter same goes for you if you can squeeze in an afternoon of sunny distractions and surf.

Is Zod still here? I haven’t heard anything from him and it’s not like him to sit back and enjoy the scenery. That's not complicated or evil enough.

Am I allowed to go outside by myself now? None of you are going to force me to have supervision, are you? Supervision sucks.

I lit a whole apartment building on fire!

I miss Smallville Granville home.

I find it so very amusing when men must resort to calling me a harlot simply because I won't bend to their ever whim. You know what I call that? Sad, and pathetic.

Call me harlot again. I'm going to shove you through a concrete wall. Repeatedly. I am not your toy, I'm not your play thing, and will not be using me to have 'fun.'

[Filtered to Angel Investigations and their friends]

Okay.. this is really bad. General Zod is here. Zod! He's like me.. he can do everything I can. Except he's really evil. What I remember is, he was partially responsible for destroying a planet. Ohh, and he's trying to terrorize his son Chris.. and would tear up the whole city in his quest to find him.

But I'm confused. I thought Zod didn't have a body and needed to use a host, like he did with Lex. But here? He.. has a physical form. This makes him even more dangerous. He should not find out where I'm staying.. where Chris is staying. He can NOT learn about the Hyperion. If he even thinks there might be a chance Chris is here, he wouldn't hesitate to kill everyone and destroy the building.

So, yeah.. Zod being here in Los Angeles is very bad news. I think the fight against evil has just gotten more harsh for us. Luckily, there are a few people around that might be able to stand up to him. Especially if he finds out about the law firm and chooses to join them. This is very bad. Remember, he's a general; he will exploit any weakness he could find.

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[Filtered to Chris]
Whatever you do, don't ever give even the slightest clue to your location. Not even publicly to others.. he could be monitoring the boards. The other members of my family may have said it already, but it also goes for me as well: Zod will have to get through me before he has a chance to strike at you.

I'm doing an article for the paper about those of you who were thrown into this city without intentionally coming here yourselves. It mostly consists of how you've been surviving, what you plan on doing next, and what you think will happen in the future. There's also background stuff.

Let me know if you'd like to be interviewed.

[Filtered to Kryptonians -- minus Zod and Superman-Prime]
Zod needs to return to the Phantom Zone as soon as possible.

You alright Chris? Who is that nut job on the boards anyway? Slaves, wars? anyway. I'm not liking it. Up for some training?

Well.. this is unexpected. I do not know who pulled me from my Hell, or how I came to be here. I do know that I will take advantage of this opportunity. My enemies will most certainly feel my wrath. I will have my revenge. Now, who can tell me how I got here?

Also, I am amazed at the amount of insects crawling all over this city. But that is what they do.. and there is one other thing that they will do in short time, it is something that I require of all subjects that I eventually take hold of. Kneel before Zod!!

I have a question. It’s important.

When you jump off of something, how do you not destroy the ground or the floor or whatever it is you’re jumping onto? See, I usually don’t jump off of things because mom and dad say I shouldn’t, but the other night I jumped off a roof and I ruined the parking lot.

And is Lex Luthor evil here? He doesn’t seem very evil, not like the one I know. Am I allowed to talk to him?

Ron Weasley: waiter.

SOMEONE KILL ME. PLEASE.

So who here could be considered 'supernatural?' Werewolf, vampire, demon...whatever.

And were you like that before you got here? Or did the change happen after you got here?

As somebody else has begun an interesting game of words, so shall I.

Van Helsing.

I killed vampires last night! I never got to destroy anything before because mom and dad never let me do anything fun like that. Kara took me to fight some huge guy named Goliath once but she got to bring him down and then she got in trouble for taking me.

Anyway, why are vampires so… easy to turn to dust? I squeezed one too hard and it just sort of happened and the other two were frozen and broke into a million pieces.

And someone said Lex Luthor was here? Is that true?

Uh.

I was followed back to my hotel. And there was a girl. Hiding in my closet.

She said she wanted to spend the night with Superman.

And that was awkward. Since I found her after. Ah. Never mind.

I should have been dressed
This is really embaras
How did she even get in the roo
And I flew back, she couldn't have

Should I be concerned about this? Because she's just sitting on the bed. Staring at me.

Uhh… I swear I didn’t do anything. That window was broken before I accidentally flew into it. And my mom should have learned a long time ago that dragging me off to work with her isn’t the best idea. The Daily Planet can only take so much abuse before it gets fed up with me. And speaking of the Daily Planet, there’s not one here.

I can’t be in trouble for this because I didn’t do anything. I’m an innocent victim. And I’m unbelievably lost. I’m so lost that it’s not even funny. How do I tell mom I got lost on my way to the bathroom? That won’t go down well.

Is it normal for people who were trying to get to the bathroom to suddenly show up here instead?