PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Is it just me or does this place get stranger by the minute day?

Does anyone else have any...traditions they do around Christmas? Like taking turns reading passages from Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol?"

my family used to, when i was alive

There never is a dull day here, is there? I mean, honestly!

Then again, thats like asking for a dull day at the mansion, ya know? Totally never happening. Ever.

I mean, lawyers falling out of the sky on fire, what the hells up with that?

Seriously.

Does that sound like..St. John like anyone?

I never thought I'd say how much I want to be back in Los Angeles. Moral to the story, don't go on Flight 815 kids.

Well I've got to say I was expecting things here to be a tad different. As someone said before, the tea's bloody awful and waitresses think I'm insane when I ask for vineger with my chips. It's not that odd, is it?

I almost feel odd being here- Like something's not right. Ever since that plane ride. Or maybe I just don't have any idea what I'm talking about.

My name's Charlie Pace if anyone was wondering. If anyone knows where I could get a job with a guitar I'd be very grateful, seeing as I'm jobless and directionless at the moment.