PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I think I've filled my ass saving quota for a lifetime. More than filled. Exceeded.

My brother told me this place sounds like Evil Idol after hearing it described. He's got a point. Big bads, showing up to prove what they've got. Hey Lilah, does that make you the Ryan Seacrest?

Well that was fun while it lasted. Oh well, onto the next idea.

Now that is just annoying.

What will it take to get her back for him?

Well that was an interesting vacation.

Still, it seems when you want something done right, you need the best so now I'm back. So be honest, did you all miss me?

And as fun as some reminiscing doesn't sound, let's get straight to business. Lindsey. Where is she?

Just for the record, whatever it is around here that has all the mystic and shamany types here going crazy, nothing to do with me or mine.

It's actually rather annoying, think you hero types can get it sorted so my lot can get back to some real work without my people having fits?

You are buying me lunch tomorrow.

I just love it when you morons do my job for me.

It's interesting to see the varied reactions to the pits.

Last night, a prominent plastic surgeon was running around, tackling his patients to the ground. When the police finally caught up to him, he threw himself on the ground and started screaming about how unfair it was. Pitched an actual fit like a spoiled two year old who wasn't getting what he wanted. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Really pissed off the cops too. He's going to need a good lawyer.

[Lilah]

So is there a chance of negotiating an ending to this or should I just save my breath?

( The opinions herein are the belief of one person. Under no circumstances are they meant to be forced on others, be considered right, or taken as insult to any parties involved, as much as I would have enjoyed it... )

Trampolines? That's your grand plan, to annoy me to death?

Karma, it's defective.

Some people get off way to easily.

Well somethin's definitly wrong with this picture.

I know the damn Xmen got teleporters but they're not stupid enough to even try messin with me right about now

Names Belladonna Boudreaux. Someone give me a dammed explaination?

[Filtered to Peter Petrelli]

Miss me yet sweetie?

[Filtered to Bela Tablot]

How goes the assignment?

[Filtered to Uriel]

You confuse me. You claim to be an angel, yet want to kill off half of the humans it seems. Care to fill me in on the deal here?

[Filtered to the bad guys]

Got a job for one of you, pay is damn good if any of you survive.

There's an annoyance in my life I'd like removed. Name of Faith Lehane. If one of you manages to kill the bitch, the rewards will be substantial.

( Filtered to Lilah Morgan )

( Filtered to Darth Caedus )

( Filtered to Bartleby )

I've picked everything up you left, thank you. I'm aiming for Monday evening, if all goes according to plan and my bags are delivered on time. You will, ideally, have your 'gift' delivered sometime early on Tuesday morning, so the space should be prepared by then.

I'll also be dropping by sometime before then to pick up the bullets I left at Wolfram and Hart. I have a buyer... of sorts.

Want to have some fun?

This is the last flat I'm moving into, I swear it. This is getting absolutely ridiculous, and I dare say the cat is becoming confused. The breaking and entering game was fun, girls, but next time I do believe we'll be doing it in reverse.

[Filtered to Anton Chigurh]
I think I may be in need of your services. Faith; she calls herself a Vampire Slayer, and I'd like her hurt.
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[Filtered to the general baddie populace; Azazel and Lilith can see]
There is a gun in circulation right now that could kill each and every one of you, no matter what you are. No matter how dead and already immortal you are. It's an old Colt, and I admit that it doesn't look like much, but it is. Currently, it's in the hands of people who won't hesitate to use it against something they see as inhuman and 'evil'. I can vouch for the fact that they'll shoot at what's human and 'evil' as well.

It would be in your best interests, if you plan on being any sort of active within this city, that you find this gun. Immediately. Usually I would charge for a name, but I'm feeling generous.

Ruby, a demon, and two human brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester. They shouldn't be hard to find. Believe me when I say that you want this gun. It's a beautiful thing, and if you have enemies, well... this is your ticket out of trouble.

Game on?
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Well by now you've all seen my former colleague's little announcement.

In case any of you didn't understand the implications of that, it means that I am now in charge of Wolfram and Hart.

Any questions or comments, please direct them to my assistant.

Well that was fun.

Some of you womenfolk are almost a little scary, you know that? Makes me feel better about my sanity.

Just saying.

ETA: I plead neutral and that's where I'm staying. Not getting involved in this.

My name is Princess Azula of the Fire Nation and rightful ruler of that land. I have recently however been forceably landed in this city which I am told is named LA (which frankly a dreadfully ridiculous name) and I must say this city is in many ways disturbing to me, Nonetheless.

The group of people at the Hyperion? Who are they and what do they do?

Also, what can any of you tell me about a girl named Katara. She would posess a mastery over Water. Her deeds here, her allies, that sort of thing.

Well this will be interesting.

[Filtered to the Hyperion]

So who is one Team White Hat these days?

[Filtered to Peter Petrelli]

I hear you're the new Angel wannabe in town.

[Filtered to Cordelia Chase]

You killed me bitch.

Well done.

I'll be paying you back for that some time.