PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

For the first time in thirty one years, I finally made the trip to Las Vegas. Still not sure it's as amazing as they say it is but the nightlife certainly is flashier than Los Angeles. Made two thousand on the card tables. I was up to three and a half at one point but a mind reader joined the game. Took me three hands to realize it. I'm getting rusty.

But the best part of that vacation has to be the gold ring around my finger that says I belong to a beautiful woman with the patience of a saint to put up with me.

This again? This is getting incredibly annoying. Someone needs to teach these so called Powers a lesson in manners. Kidnapping people for the second time is just rude!

Great. Another world, another bunch of hairless apes who think I'm the main course.

Man, what is it with you people?

Happy belated Valentine's Day to everyone. Peter, you're an absolute sweetheart, did you know that?

{Filtered against Lindsey}

This is probably a really stupid question, but bear with me. On which finger is a promise ring supposed to be worn?

Someone told me not to look myself up on the Internet. It’s safe to say I didn’t listen. I assure you none of it is true I hope not anyways

What sick mind thought I would be best suited with Garak as a couple!? Damar I could understand.. but Garak!?

I can't decide which software program came from Hell first: Microsoft Outlook, Access, or Excel.

{Filtered to Family/Friends/People looking for Mary and Claire}

If I can be of any help, please let me know.

Question.

Vampire bite. Simple first aid job or bigger problem? Google gave answers both ways.

How was I supposed to know she had a pair of fangs on her?