PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

How am I supposed to bring up a baby in this city? ...does anyone want to adopt it? This version of LA definitely doesn't have a baby-friendly stamp on it from what I've seen.

Being followed around by a blonde believing my daughter is possibly some kind of god/savior type. Not my idea of fun.

I have now decided that D'Anna Biers is even creepier when looking at me with some kind of adoration and worship than when she was trying to kill me, rather a lot.

Illusion of sanity was nice while it lasted.

If anyone at the Lux just heard a gun shot, that was me, sorry.

Though I probably should have read this before putting a hole in something.

The Factory is hiring. Talk to me if you need a job.

[Buffy]

Nothing is gonna change.

I hate trying to go shopping around Christmas. Especially in the mall. You better appreciate the present I got you, Nate. If there is not at the very least a heartfelt on-the-knees worship of my person after opening it, I'm going to trade you in for a younger partner.

Speaking of which, Jack, what do you want for Christmas?

Apparently job hunting in this city isn't easy. I actually went to the 'airport' and found what pilots here flew. That machine should never leave the ground. How someone flies it, I don't know. It isn't a bird, it's a monster.

On the plus side, I have my husbands gorgeous face to wake up to now. And I haven't seen Hera run that fast to anyone, ever.

Does anyone around here know of places that are hiring and don't ask a lot of questions?

What the frak...

This is Captain Karl Agathon of the Battlestar Galactica, serial number PK-789934. Someone want to tell me what the frak is going on?

I'm looking for a lawyer, and I hear you're one. We've never met, my name is Sharon and I'm a friend of Sam Anders, from the Lux. I'm new to the city, and I was told that if I needed help fabricating some documents to prove that I'm supposed to exist here, I should speak to you.

I let Hera try some cereal here. I tried to push a few Cheerios but she seemed determined to try every marshmallow in these things called Lucky Charms as well. I almost through a party for myself in the drug store when I walked down the isle and found almost two dozen different types of soap with a variety of scents, and picking out toothpaste that wasn't a struggle to get was wonderful.

I took Hera to a park. She loved the slide. And the grass. She also attempted to climb a tree and wasn't very pleased with me when I stopped her. As dangerous as this city is supposed to be, it's also beautiful. People here are lucky. It's different, it's foreign to be able to sleep in, and not have a community bathroom. Hera needs her fathers. I need hi

Though someone is going to have to explain the point of throwing a brown ball back and forth and then randomly tackling each other. I couldn't quite figure it out.

What the frak is this? Where is this? How did I get from Ga
Can anyone read this? Helo?
There's so many humans. Is can't be Caprica
This is Lieutenant Sharon Agathon of the Battlestar Galactica, can anyone from Galatica read this?

...anyone?

Would someone explain to me where I am?