PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

FREAKING RUSSIA?

Now where the HELL is my boyfriend?

The past isn't turning out to be any better than the future.

...

This might be silly.

I can't sense him, Jacen I mean, and I've been trying, its been a few hours, and he knows, he always knows and he always lets me in.

They wouldn't have...
Not so soon after...
And with Allana here...

...He wouldn't block me. Not me.

This trick again, is it? It's been a while, LA. Less time for you than it has been for me. Guess my vacations over.

I want to go home
I want to go home.

I WANT TO GO HOME
So is anything fun going on in LA?

WHERE IS MY FUCKING CAR

It feels strange, to see the city as it once was. I'd forgotten how much life there was here. and to see some of you alive again, it's so bittersweet. Yes, even you Sam.

It's been such a long time since I could last stop and just appreciate how beautiful LA is, as the seasons change, with all the people.

Okay! So I have been at this for a few days. Yes, I got the markers, even the purple one! I've been drawing the diagrams and trying to work out how all the timelines all relate to each other and what we're supposed to do and it's possible my equations are now covering most of the walls in my room (sorry, Mom!) and my conclusions are....

I don't have a clue. Sorry.

I mean I can see how and when all of our timelines fractured off from each other, creating separate events and mirroring others, that part's easy. But why we're here, now, that I can't figure out. I mean why us? Why now? Who could possibly gain from this?

I think it's the PTB. But that's just a guess.

I don't think there are enough colored markers in the world to let me figure some of this out.

I was walking to the magic store yesterday, just to help with inventory, and just...thinking about what time I'd left home and I realised. Its the first time this place has felt like that. Really felt like where I'm supposed to be.

Maybe thats stupid and probably no one cares, but there it is

And you'll think its a threat or mocking or something but its true, why am I even trying to talk to... you people raise some incredible kids

You! Stop talking to Senior Braaaaains.

How are you all getting on? All okay? Anyone need anything or just need to have a soundboard for a bit?

First one of you to call me 'Mommy Allana' gets it. I'm looking at you Ailyn.

Seven more days.

So due to some convincing I've decided to go foreword full force with the shop. So if anyone wants to help, wants to find me, or just wants an escape from the crazy - you know where to find me.

Future people, this includes you too. And hi, I guess. Welcome.

[ooc: No idea what date the shop should actually open. Ideas? Whenever it is she is gonna throw a party]

[ filtered against baddies after the fact; ]

Why is the bad man here?
Aunt Claire and Mommy said awful things
I don't want Ben to be my daddy

I don't like lying and Michael was right.

I'M TELLING. BUT YOU WON'T FIND ME, BEN!

Some "Facts" About My Future

( We once stopped a bad guy with huge catapults of ice cream. We were all sick for days later from eating all the rest before it melted. )

Most of these are outright lies. You people keep asking about the future, I'm going to keep on making more shit up. However, there might be things on this list that are partially or one hundred percent true. No, I'm not fucking telling what they are, and if anyone else tells, you guys know what I'll do to you, so I suggest you start making the bigger shit up too if you're not telling things to stop these fucking crappy futures or you're not keeping it to little things people could pretty much already guess, because I want to go home to my own goddamned timeline and not some timeline where we traded in cars for unicorns that shoot rainbows out their asses.

Okay! There's people and facts left to share, so who wants to know about themselves in the future? I've got time to kill.

[ooc: HAHAHA, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR. This is all IC. Only Ben is obsessed with breaking the future. Me, I'm loving you guys and all the stuff you're doing.]

I'm not feeling the love over here, lady.

Crap. This isn't...
WE don't even know whats...

Well now look at all the shocked yet oddly curious

Hello kiddies. If you make a paradox and explode the world we have demons that will eat your eyes.

And soul

We like the world. And if it explodes we'll do it

Having fun?

I didn't think it was possible, but this city has actually managed to surprise me

This has certainly been different.

How is everyone adapting to this development?

[Ruby]

How are you?

Time travel is weird.

Is someone making some very organized chart of all the possible timelines we've found out about, what's gone on in them and when?

Mainly, I'm now lost in future overload and I'm seeing a lot more I don't like than things I do like and actual facts would be so much better than vague hearsay.

[Faith]

Tell me. I keep seeing you talk about being dead and I need to know what you know and why you didn't get back up after.

ETA: [ABC]

Please say I'm not the only one looking at all this death talk and thinking they sent us back in these timelines.