PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Report to Room #3 to receive your confetti, and prepare for the unveiling!

[ooc note: Backdated to the same day as this post, because MIDTERMS ARE EATING ME ALIVE. This filter should include Future!Peter, Angela, The Claires, Sarah and Toby Williams, Charlie Andrews, the Hiros, Gabriel, and Cordelia. An OOC post concerning this mini-plot can be found here.]

Welcome all, to the beginings of Operation Birthday Office.

As some of you already know, Nathan's birthday is coming up this Monday. I would have called for an in-person gathering, but all of us wandering off at the same time, no matter how clandestinely, this close to his birthday will have him generating suspicions before we even get things rolling.

I'm aware this is extremely short notice, but with all the particularly time-consuming madness that's been occurring the past few weeks, none of us have had the pause needed to mull over the normal things.

Obviously we'll all be getting him our own seperate gifts; but what Nathan needs more than and ontop of the usual birthday fanfare is an office. As the live-in lawyer, we need him to be able to find the door out of his room for all the piles of paperwork in the event we forget to pay our parking tickets or finally crack and engage in a duel over the last box of Mac and Cheese in the pantry and need him to look into the legal grounds of modern-day honorable stabbings. With only the weekend to work this through, it's not going to be anything singularly fancy; just a room to keep the lawyerly trappings, as well as paperwork and a place for getting it all done. The room designated is #3 on the second floor.

This is not a one or two person job; and one will get you twenty that this will mean much more coming from all of us. I've drawn up a pre-emptive list of jobs, but you're all welcome to reply to me for changes and ideas, as well as help eachother out in any way possible:

( Assignments Below. )

So there's a kid who looks like my brother that isn't my brother, and there is a ridiculous amount of fog and I tripped over three times just before. This is weirder than the time Arwin made a robot for my mom and it attacked us.

It is time for Hiro Lessons.

Sorry to everyone that got upset when I. I should have said something sooner. Even if there wasn't anything else to be done.

[future Hiro]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to leave you again.

[younger Hiro]

Are you okay?

She's gone.

Is there anyway you can go back in time and warn us about this?

I know now how this sometimes works out but...is it possible?

We must be heroes! The world is in danger!

...but I do not know where to start.

I need an accurate count of those within the hotel who have fallen ill, as well as any allergies to prescription medications or latex. Dr. Perry Cox will be dropping by within the hour to see if he can make some diagnoses and give us a better idea of how this can be treated(Gabriel, if you're not ill, could you make sure he's able to get in?). Thus far I have the following names:

Charlie Andrews
Xander Harris
May Parker
Monty Petrelli
Nathan Petrelli
Simon Petrelli
Tahiri Veila
Sarah Williams
Toby Williams

Thank you all for your help.

Ando! Ando! It is time to save the world from villains again!

Hahaha, ok, I get it. This is another 'son of Sparda' jerk-around, right? If I'd known this would happen when I left that goddamn tower, I'd have jumped in that hole after Verg. I'm sure whatever he's dealing with is a damn sight better.

The way I see it, I have two options here:
1. Find a puddle big enough to drown myself in. (Can I drown? I don't know. I've never tried it.)
2. Get so wasted I can't remember my own name.

After the night I've had? And the day before? And...Losing my damn pizza? And my shop? Option two is looking fucking awesome. But then...So is option one. Conundrum.

Great joke guys, really hilarious.

Sure I like LA but I prefer to be able to get out whenever I want.

Hello, everyone!

What is up, my homies?

Hiro VS. soda can. Can takes 54 damage!

[ooc: Backdated to the day of Hurricane Katrina hitting New Orleans. Also, I'm not sure if anyone involved in the plot where Monica was going to attempt to save her mom are still interested in doing it, cause I was gone for a while, but yeah XD I'm game if you guys are, if not that's cool too.

Ah, yeah. Basically said it, but for those who don't know, Monica's mom died during Hurricane Katrina :(]

Just so everyone knows. I don't intend on leaving my room, for a very, very long time.

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Sam? Sam? Can you see this?
This is Al.
Sam, if you can read this, reply.
Sam?
Anyone?

I don't like not being real!

Has anyone figured out getting the TVs to work again?

I just found out there's a second Shrek movie and I really want to watch it. I know. That's a horrible reason...

Has anyone seen Claire? The older one, that is. I do think I owe her an apology for how I behaved the other day. It was downright thoughtless of me to say the things that I said. I don't know what could have possibly possessed me to be so rude.

Peter. Have I told you how much I love you today?

Nathan. You're a good man. I'm sorry if I did or said anything to you when you first showed up that made you uncomfortable.

Not-Yet Gabriel. I'm sorry that you creep me out. But that is my problem, not yours. Maybe I'll be able to get over it eventually. It's just hard to remember that even he was human once, that even he wanted to be forgiven for a time. I shouldn't persecute you for things that you haven't done.

Charlie. I love you. I always have, and I always will. I will understand if you'd rather be with the me that isn't scarred with more baggage than anyone should have to deal with. I just want you happy.

While I'm at it, does anyone need anything done? I'm feeling really good right now.

Hurricane forms tomorrow!

Could I ask you a question about your ability? Well, maybe more than one, actually, I'm not sure.

I...don't even know what to think or do anymore.

I can go home tomorrow. Thank god.

Kira? Thanks for the visit and, you know...

Jo? Thanks for the rum.

Dean? Thanks for the food.

Sam

I feel like I just won an award and now I'm giving my speech. Where's the music to let me know I'm talking too much?

I know we got a whole lot going on and all, but are we gonna do anything about Claire? I still can't believe she just up and left, leaving Aaron here too!

I can try to take over her job for now, I'm not to be with office work. I did a bit of it to pay for school...when I was in school, that is.

( Filtered to Sarah )
( Filtered to Hiro and future!Claire )

It looks like my modeling job is going to have to wait a couple more days.. because of the lights and all this craziness. Atleast it wasn't canceled or anything..

I didn't have a tv to begin with, but I forgot to grab a magazine today and thus have no entertainment. (Since I am so not going out at night alone.) Tell me something that makes you happy or atleast smile. It can be anything! A song, a video, a picture, a memory.

Mine's college, with Harry and Pete and MJ and Eddie and just, everyone.
Not sure what mine is.

The Joker is here! We must stop him!

Thanks to Jonnard, we have an address.

Elaine, please get in touch with Willow ASAP thanks.

Spike and Logan are en route. Jack is with Faith, they should also be en route.

Buffy, I can get me and you there in a flash. Literally.

Everyone else, stay on guard. I don't want everyone coming in at once, just in case Angelus is prepared for that. Future Hiro and Younger Hiro, I need you both on hand and ready to teleport in with reinforcements if things go bad. First will be Future Hiro with Lavender and Parker. Second, younger Hiro with Jared and May.

( Hiro and Hiro )

( Heidi and Claire Littleton )

( younger Clark Kent )

( Nathan )

Hiro! When do we find Wolverine?!...

[Filtered to Heroes]
Everyone here is from the future..Hiro becomes a hero sword master, Flying Man is president, Where am I in five years? Am I rich, or famous? No one has told me.

I lit a whole apartment building on fire!

Ando! We must find Wolverine!

Hey everyone! Sorry to bother, but just wanted to let ya'll know that the California State Bar Exams are tomorrow.

I'm just pointing this out, because me and Nathan are gonna be studying in the dining hall, and we'd real appreciate if ya'll just keep the interruptions to a minimum. I'll make it up to ya'll tomorrow, and make a nice, big Tex-Mex kinda breakfast, sound good?

This does not look like New York...Hiro? Where are you?

I think I am in trouble.

I need to go get a lot some supplies from Staples, to start organizing the office.

Anyone want to come? It would make a tedious job a lot more fun, nothing like office supplies to brighten your day.

My name is Maya Herrera and I wonder can anyone help me?

This may sound strange but, just hours ago, I was in New York with a man named Doctor Mohinder Suresh...I was told by someone...by a man I trusted and never should have that he could help me with...

No, never mind.... It will sound unbelieveable. But then finding myself in what I am told is Los Angles in California. That is unbelieveable too, but I cannot go home, there's nothing for me there now

So it's been a while since I was last in LA, but I don't seem to remember weird guys with fangs and an attitude problem before. Now my name is Niki Sanders, does someone wanna tell me what the hell is going on around here?

I'm definitely not supposed to be here.

The lady at the counter said someone on here could explain the 'weird crap' going on in Los Angeles, so any takers?

I'm trying to decide if being drunk all the time or something would make this place easier to deal with.

Hello!

Hey Spider, we left you a present near The Civic Center. If you try real hard (Or not hard at all) we bet you could swing over there and spot it. We know how much you dislike all the pesky gang activity, so for your viewing pleasure, we made an artistic expression on the side of City Hall. Oops, just gave the location away. Too bad. There goes half your fun. Anyway, we think most of them in the webs are as stiff as they come, but it’s still a pleasurable sight.

See, that’s what you get when you complain. Dead human gang members.

They were breaking the law anyway. Drugs kill.

Remember that kids. Say no to cocaine. It’s not legal anymore. Sniff markers instead. You can purchase those at Wal-Mart. For a low low price. And on the plus side, they’re having a sale on corn.

... If any of you want corn.