PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Mum and dad have pissed off to go and save the world again haven't they? I'm boooorrrrreeeeeeed. Maybe I'll go and have a little a play around with their electronics, see what I can have it doing because they get back.

Ohhhh I bet I could turn the fridge into an oven and the oven into a fridge, that'd piss them right off!

Or I could just go out, get drunk and shag some lad, that's more fun isn't it?

Anyone interested?

Would someone like to tell me where the fuck I am? Especially why I seem to be surrounded by Americans and fucking frogs of all things!

I swear to God, Devlin if you put something in my lager so you could 'have a go on me' I will track you down and rip your tiny twatty little bollcks off. I don't give a shit if you have super speed, prick!

Also I really don't appreciate being stuck here in my sodding costume in the middle of December? Do you have any idea how cold this bloody thing is? Also trying to walk on icy street in stilleto boots - not happening!

Someone remind me why I agreed to this design? I look more like a whore than a superhero!