PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Things you need to know:

-The 'scary movie' franchise gets more lame over the years. Don't watch them.
-So does the Dance Movies.
-Make sure you stick together, you're stronger that way.
-Buy all the Michael Jackson CDs you can.
-Don't argue over stupid things like who's in charge, who's the best, and who's top dog. Just don't.
-Kanye West is a douche bag. Boycott him now.

It was nice meeting the past yous. Take care.

Cathy, I will be at your house soon in the future looking for cookies. Lindsey, I will still be expecting an explanation for withholding stories from me. We're going to talk.

Mom, be social. Dad, that bartender with the stupid tattoo on his hand owes you money. About twenty bucks right now, but it will be more in the future, fire him now. Faith, you're awesome. Enough said.

Does anyone have any idea why the hell Sylar would think, or want us to think, one of us was to blame for this?

[ Sarah ]
He's saying you knew. Did he talk to you?


[ additional filter - future!Xander; ]
I'd like you to come by the Hyperion and give us a hand getting our people back.

She never showed up for training. She never not shows up, she's never late. Her cell phone isn't connecting, and I can't find her anywhere.

Someone tell me where the hell my mother is.

So besides the fact that I feel like I've been thrown into a twisted season of Survivor, or Lost, I'm still trying to get over the fact that I struck up a conversation with some teenage boy who said he was going to find a way to sneak onto that MTV vampire show and get that vampire to sire him.

...

right. He was a winner.

If vampires are on television, are there any Angels on the radio?

What's the use of having a kid if you can't even ground them for refusing to mug people?

Denial, anger, grief, acceptance.

I was thinking about mugging someone. You want to come?

I want to go home
I want to go home.

I WANT TO GO HOME
So is anything fun going on in LA?

Fuck the future.

[Buffy]
What are you doing? Where are you?

Okay! So I have been at this for a few days. Yes, I got the markers, even the purple one! I've been drawing the diagrams and trying to work out how all the timelines all relate to each other and what we're supposed to do and it's possible my equations are now covering most of the walls in my room (sorry, Mom!) and my conclusions are....

I don't have a clue. Sorry.

I mean I can see how and when all of our timelines fractured off from each other, creating separate events and mirroring others, that part's easy. But why we're here, now, that I can't figure out. I mean why us? Why now? Who could possibly gain from this?

I think it's the PTB. But that's just a guess.

I don't think there are enough colored markers in the world to let me figure some of this out.

The future thing is a total lie by the way. Like he'd have a kid with HER.

I mean it doesn't even make any SENSE. People should see that, people having kids that entirely never would even if they could.

And there are people saying my show is evil again. My show is NOT evil.

So I was looking back over this thing...

Why did no one tell me about the "Wee Little Puppet Man"?! You're supposed to share these things!

[ filtered against baddies after the fact; ]

Why is the bad man here?
Aunt Claire and Mommy said awful things
I don't want Ben to be my daddy

I don't like lying and Michael was right.

I'M TELLING. BUT YOU WON'T FIND ME, BEN!

I find this less than amusing, Parkman.

Crap. This isn't...
WE don't even know whats...

Well now look at all the shocked yet oddly curious

Hello kiddies. If you make a paradox and explode the world we have demons that will eat your eyes.

And soul

We like the world. And if it explodes we'll do it

Having fun?

I didn't think it was possible, but this city has actually managed to surprise me

This has certainly been different.

How is everyone adapting to this development?

[Ruby]

How are you?

Time travel is weird.

Is someone making some very organized chart of all the possible timelines we've found out about, what's gone on in them and when?

Mainly, I'm now lost in future overload and I'm seeing a lot more I don't like than things I do like and actual facts would be so much better than vague hearsay.

[Faith]

Tell me. I keep seeing you talk about being dead and I need to know what you know and why you didn't get back up after.

ETA: [ABC]

Please say I'm not the only one looking at all this death talk and thinking they sent us back in these timelines.

CLARK YOU IDIOT! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET MY BALANCE AND NOT END UP SOMEWHERE ELSE! DIDN’T THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN HOW TO PROPERLY SAVE PEOPLE FROM WEIRD PLACES CLASS? GOD.

Are these boards stable? Are they safe?

Well, so much for the 2.5 seconds of quiet. At least this twist seems less evil. So far.

In case anybody was wondering, clicking your heels together 3 times and saying 'there's no place like home' doesn't do anything but make you look really, really stupid. It was worth a try.

I'm kinda disappointed. I thought maybe there was some hidden code in that movie, maybe something that would come in handy some day, the way my mom raves about it. I guess it's one of the things here that really is just a story. I hope.

Those flying monkeys are creepy.

Well this is interesting. I did use to wonder what it would be like to do the time warp. Does not being alive yet give me the clear to take full advantage of this situation? WWMD. Although WWDD might be more fun.

So 2006 means no squad. But AI should be here, right?