PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[Filtered from all evildoers]

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I wish to help those who fight the evils of this city. I have access to a number of weapons, from my time in the Shaolin temple. I have little need of them now.. so, I would like to donate them to the people of Angel Investigations. Perhaps they can be put to good use.

Also.. if any citizens are interested in learning kung fu, I would be honored to teach. There is no price. I can be found at a brownstone building, my apothecary shop, in Chinatown.

Having fun yet?

I think that I shall introduce myself now. You must excuse me, I am not accustomed to using these modern machines. My name is Caine. I am a Shaolin priest, from the Chinatown district nearby.

I have sensed a great evil, more than one.. over this city. Is it true that demons are the cause? It does not feel as safe as I remembered it.

So, uh. My ghost senses went off earlier. That can't be good. Considering there wasn't a single ghost in sight.

Well this is hardly fair. Twenty-first century Los Angeles is about as interesting as that petri dish turned out to be. Not even this petty squabble between good and evil holds very much interest, anymore.

I really don't see why I should be stuck in this primitive place just because my father made a few errors in judgment. They're his mistakes to learn from, not mine.