I just want to confess, on the record... I never had any dealings with that evil, crazy clown. Heck, never even spoke with him. From what I understand, he is highly insane, unstable, psychotic, and
unpredictable. Definitely not someone I would want anywhere near me or my workplace. I'd never want anything to do with him. Not even for birthday parties.
I do like having followers, but this one shall be an exception.But you know.. well.. accidents happen. Kinda like that thing with Murphy's Law. Maybe a bridge wasn't made right. His car could have a leaky gas line. Or the clown could somehow, assuming he ever breaks out, walk under a falling sign or a lamp post that's a bit shoddy. Or maybe an elevator he's in could somehow break its cables from twenty stories up. Anything could happen. Besides, I heard that bad karma tends to follow bad people...