PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

See, I was reading this set of books that I'm likely a fictional character from, and I sort of skipped ahead and read the ending to the last book, and I'm hoping it's a misprint, but it's saying that my entire family is going to die, and I was just wondering what sort of messed up book series kills off everyone except one who apparently isn't a 'friend of Narnia' anymore so she gets to be stuck here learning that her whole family is dead and she has to live and who does that!

I want a word with this "C.S. Lewis" bloke, but he's "dead", and- BLOODY BASTARD I'LL KILL HIM IF HE KILLED THEM THAT JERK I SWEAR IF HE DID HE WILL PAY THAT IS SO RUDE TO KILL PEOPLE LIKE THAT WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO PLAY GOD?!

It's a misprint, right? At the end of the Chronicles of Narnia, everyone except Susan doesn't die, right? Everyone just lives happily ever after alive? RIGHT?

So I've been a jerk lately. Basically to everyone. I was in a bad place and I had a lot on my mind. There was this thing that I had to get done, which was kind of life or death, and I think took care of it, so now...well, hopefully I'll be less of an ass.

I want to start fresh.

I'm Sam Winchester. I'm a hunter, I was born in Kansas, and I have an idiot for a brother.

I'm a little concerned about my hair.

For anyone who didn't understand Mantis' earlier post, here it is plain and simple for everyone to get.

Katara is dead. She died earlier this evening, while on a mission. No, I'm not discussing the details so don't bother asking. The point is, she's gone... and she isn't coming back.

We're going to hold a service for her once we can get it organized. We aren't calling the morgues and we aren't calling the hospitals. She was one of us until the very end, and her burial will be taken care of by us as well.

Anyone who wants to help, that would be wonderful.

And rest assured that whoever was responsible for this is going to pay. Dearly.

I ran into a bloke today and he said he was going to get all street on me. And that I was trying to play hard but I wasn't hood like he was. And he said he was going to shank me.

Dean. Did you know that you had a twin running here with a blue mohawk?

...and did you know that I have a twin running around here that's a freaking Harry Potter character?

That's it. This place is ridiculous. I'm drinking.

Thing may or may not sound completely insane, but I figure with this place as crazy as it is, maybe this is normal, maybe I haven’t gone insane.

Do Doppelgangers exist? Because there is someone running around who looks and sounds exactly like me but isn’t me. And I know I don't have some secret twin, like in the Parent Trap or something.

Has anyone else had this problem this happen, or did I - I mean we get the short straw here?

how does this thing work

oKAY. Aha. Shift makes the letters capitalize. That's good. Thank you, lady standing behind me. That was very helpful.

I, ah, was told to use this strange device in the event that I might need a little assistance with my situation. Which I do.

So. Can you help me, strange box?

I think I am doing this properly. At least, I hope so. The boy who helped me was very kind, even though I think he thought me rather odd. Something about being Amish?

I'm looking to find anyone I might know. If anyone recognizes any of these names, please tell me?

[the rather extensive list includes her family (Peter, Susan, Edmund, Eustace), other humans of this world (Prof. Kirke, Polly, Jill) and any Narnian person/creature she can think of. Permission given for fourth wall breakage if that comes up.]

It is terribly difficult to obtain employment here, I haven't any skills suited to this time. I don't have very much money left either How are people expected to live here without their personal effects and money?