PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What the hell is up with all you people? You're all so fuckin' crazy. Y'know there used to be a time where you'd just go to your parties and get drunk and wake up in the morning and not remember anything. Now you all get drunk and wake up sad.

Why did no one tell me that the guy who played Vernon died? I mean seriously. I never got to pay my respects. He gave me an ass load of detentions.

And there's a Claire around here? That's a fat girl's name.

Why hello there beautiful shiny new Los Angeles how are you today

May I please ask the date? Please tell me that I'm reading things wrong.

.. I didn't mean for us to make the news.

Whoever said that college chicks are hotter than high school girls seriously needs to get their eyes checked.

I was in China yesterday and some guy was selling rats… to eat. That’s really disgusting. Why would you eat a fucking rat? And cats too. They eat those. I’ve seen them in these little cages waiting to be taken out and, well… slaughtered I guess. Like a chicken.

I don’t like China anymore. I’m going back to Ireland next time I feel like running outta this country. Ireland’s way better.

But now moving away from my travels, I was wondering what kind of thing is yellow with red eyes and this really gross skin condition? I saw one of those yesterday. It was weird. I had to kill it with a pen. It was kinda awesome.

Aw maaaan, when'd they frickin' change the purple Gatorade? This is totally not the way it's supposed to taste.

COMMUNITY INTERACTION TIME OR SOMETHING OK
What's your fave color? Not of Gatorade just in general.

This kind of reminds me of the first day of school where the teacher makes you stand up in the front of the class and makes you tell everyone about youself. Didn't that suck? Anyways, I'm Dawn Summers, glad to be once again bathed in sunlight. Rain sucks.

So, uh. I'm really fictional? Apparently I was in the Breakfast Club. I'm Bender..
Was I any good? Because if I wasn't, I'd like to go kill my actor self. Do I have an actor self? What does he look like now. Can I kill him?
I'm so fuckin' confused.

Hello Los Angeles. I am Anne.

Where the hell am I? Where did Shermer High go? What the hell happened to the box computer I was using?
What the hell happened to 1985?