PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Oh dear, I really should have done this much sooner shouldn't I? I think I'll blame the fact I'm currently trapped inside a man named Peter's laptop, it does seem to effect things somewhat.

Any hello, my name's River Song, and yes like I said I'm currently trapped inside a computer and not for the first time either. I was rather hoping someone might have a means of getting me out? Peter mentioned it might be possibility and I dare say he's too busy with having an actual life to chase around after technical genii to attempt to release a woman he's only just met.

Of course this isn't the only reason I'm posting here, I thought I should probably introduce myself anyway.