PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

My future son plays for THE BEST QUIDDITCH TEAM IN THE LEAGUE.

That's right. Be jealous.

So. LA. I didn't think the international quidditch matches were for another few weeks. But this is clearly some sort of...hotel room. If you call this a hotel, rundown roach trap that it looks like. I knew Dorkins was a cheap bastard, but Merlin, this is just ridiculous.

Gudgeon? Jenkins? Gorgovitch? I swear to god, if this is some sort of haze the rookie prank, you're each going to get a hex between the eyes.