PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I've been observing your operations and I'm sure now I can trust you with some information about me and my kind. Although I look human I am a 900 year old alien known as a Timelord. There are so major differences between our races one would be that I have a respiratory bypass system. And that blue police box in front of the Hyperion is my spaceship, called the TARDIS. A ship like can travel though space and time. I think I can be useful to your group. It is important that you know that I am against violence and will not handle any firearms.

So Hello to you all!!

I can't belive I'm about to say this but...  I need to have a look in your TARDIS.

My head..it feels like I've been hit by a truck. Repeatedly. Aspirin isn't doing crap.not for the nightmares anyway

[Zinda]
You said you had something that'll help? I'm willing to try anything..

I need something to do other than work. As much as I love my job it would be nice to actually have a life again.

Filtered to Torchwood

Not that I hate your company.

She's gone.

My sweet, lovely Rose is gone.

I'm not sure how or why this happened... but someone's going to pay. And dearly.


[ooc: This is backdated to right after THIS, obviously.]

Ohh, so one's gone and tainted the bloody drinking water. How ridiculous.

Well, if anyone's in need of some nice, clean, fresh water, feel free to stop by my TARDIS. I'm more than willing to share.

Who knew I'd ever be glad not to be human?

So is the water making people crazy too? This one guy tried to punch me and I didn't even do anything.

[OOC: Backdated to the same time as Ten]


He said it! He finally said it! 

True he was drunk...But does that make a difference? He said he wasn't actually that drunk...

Oh god. He said it, though. Could it get any better than that!?

[backdated to the morning after THIS]

Oh bloody hell, my head hurts. I swear, I'm never getting drunk again... unless of course it ends the way it did last night.

I shagged Rose. Finally.






[ooc: The bit in strikes is readable by The Master only. :p]

There's something rather... peculiar going on.

And I'm not just talking about the rubbish with this Magneto chap.

I've been here roughly about a week, and I keep having this... strange feeling. It's rather distressing, a bit... burdening. I keep feeling as though I'm not alone... that here, I'm not the last Time Lord. I'm sensing others... which, quite frankly, is impossible. Then again, everything about this place, and how I got here is impossible. The fact that I'm with Rose again is impossible. And yet, it's all true. So perhaps my feeling... isn't quite wrong.

Yes, I'm aware I'm rambling on a bit.

My point is... anyone seen anything out of the ordinary here? Like... something that shouldn't be there, and yet somehow is? I know my TARDIS counts in that category, but do ignore it, yes?

Right, this might sound completly mad but I've got to ask it. Has anyone seen any statues of weeping angels about?

Or saw one or more before arriving here?