PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

How am I supposed to bring up a baby in this city? ...does anyone want to adopt it? This version of LA definitely doesn't have a baby-friendly stamp on it from what I've seen.

Guess I should do this too, with New Year's coming up soon. But.. anyway, here it goes. My name is Scorpius Malfoy. Son of Draco and Astoria Malfoy. I'm a wizard. I'm good at charms, defense, hexes, curses, dueling. I can apparate, which is a fancy way of saying I can telport anywhere I've been before. Also had a bit of practice at occulmency and legimens. Ohh, and I'm single too. If that counts. I like hotties, who wants to have some Malfoy lovin'

I live at an apartment complex called The Weir. Just me, mostly. Actually it is just me. I'm not entirely positive how the wards work, it was more someone else's specialty. I just lived there. But it was originally the idea of Harry Potter. Was home to him, his wife/fiance, son, Ron, Hermione, their kids, etc. I think the wards are to allow only magic users to enter the property, and to stop unwanted attacks, though they can be lowered to let in a friend temporarily. I guess it was only for people from my world. I think.

But I don't see why we couldn't allow practitioners of any form of magic to come here. To practice, hang out, or even live here if you'd want to. I'm the only one there at the moment.. so I don't know for certain how it would go, but I guess the others who were there before wouldn't mind. I can't imagine them closing the doors to anyone magical that wanted to come in. My door is certainly always open. Maybe the Weir could be open too.

Well then it's Christmas Eve, interesting. Well if anything good comes from me ending up here, it means I don't need to go to church and listen to that pompous priest go on and on about our sins.

Even if I do miss my parents. But I guess its better for them, everyone that I'm here, away from them.

So...merry Christmas, I guess.