I'm looking for someone. Two someones actually. One I can't find on my own, and the other is moving around too much and changing his mind all the time, so maybe I can find him here.
First, I'm looking for a small girl, long brown hair, trips over her own two feet a lot. Goes by Bella Swan, arrived not all that long ago from Washington. Has
anyone seen her at all? I need to find her before she hurts herself. Assuming she hasn't already.
Second, Edward, if you read this. Answer your phone and stand still so I can find you, I know you're here. And don't lecture me about interfering.