PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What's the average tooth go for these days? Lian's got her first loose one, and I want to know how much she'll be expecting from the Tooth Fairy.

I'm just hoping she doesn't try building a trap again, lest we have a repeat of the infamous Easter '08 Incident. I've made it through supervillain lairs without getting caught, but I wasn't expecting to be caught by a web of string, bells and bubble wrap in my own living room.

Most of the arrows I had with me when I got here are carbon alloy, but I've been making some wooden ones. I've got a few magnesium flares, but I'll probably need to make some more of those too- vampires are pretty flammable, right?

Any point in stopping by a church for some holy water? I'm working off the movies here, I've never actually fought vampires before.

All this probably should seem a lot weirder to me, shouldn't it?

Also, any of you younger types want a babysitting job?