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Tweak says, ""Arise, watchtower! Astion!""

<-- captain jack sparrow --> (whystherumgone) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2009-02-03 23:47:00

Entry tags:

azula, cameron phillips, david creegan, fred burkle, jack sparrow, jean grey, selina kyle/catwoman

What is a 'shower'? Can't just be rain, because I can't take rain, eh?

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	sardonic_moon 2009-02-03 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	A shower is a monster confined to a magical wall. It sprays water from it's huge nose into it's large mouth. The beast then swallows this water. Mankind has learned to tame this beast for the purposes of bathing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Bathe with a monster? Surely you people have buckets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sardonic_moon 2009-02-03 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	The monster's mouth actually is a giant sized bucket. Like I said, we tamed the beast quite a while back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not fond of the beasties. They eat you whole, the nasty buggers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sardonic_moon 2009-02-03 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	This one can't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	How's that? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gul_dukat 2009-02-03 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	You.. don't bath? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Once a month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gul_dukat 2009-02-03 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Once a month! That's insanitary! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	That's over the top! Some of my crew only bathed twice a year! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gul_dukat 2009-02-03 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Now that's revolting. You have a crew? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Aye. But they're not here, you see. We were separated at sea! ~~Bloody traito~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gul_dukat 2009-02-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes…you’re the pirate. I suppose in a matter of speaking I have lost my crew as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Captain, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gul_dukat 2009-02-03 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Captain then. I am Gul Dukat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	A pleasure, my funny looking friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gul_dukat 2009-02-03 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose I do look rather funny in these days and time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	david_creegan 2009-02-03 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	You're speaking my language, buddy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Aye? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	david_creegan 2009-02-03 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Showers. Baths. Whatever. They're overrated. Though they do come in handy if you want to attract women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't need a bath to do that, mate. The women can't keep their hands off of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	david_creegan 2009-02-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes you can get the women to shower with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	...oh really. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thatstight 2009-02-03 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Shower, a bath in which water is sprayed on the body, usually from an overhead perforated nozzle, a showerhead. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	From the mouth of a beastie, eh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatstight 2009-02-03 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	I am not familiar with this phrase. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	A creature. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notjustageek 2009-02-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a monster. It's very nice, actually. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	The beast is nice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjustageek 2009-02-03 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a beast but an inanimate object. Just a tool like...like a mast! And it is very nice. You can adjust the temperature of the water while you bathe. No cold showers if you don't want one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Not even a little cold? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjustageek 2009-02-03 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Not unless you want it to be! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	It's a steam bath! Like the Asians have! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjustageek 2009-02-03 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! Like that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-03 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Will you take one with me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjustageek 2009-02-03 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry captain. I'm a solo showering kind of girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
	That's no fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjustageek 2009-02-04 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Them's the breaks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	princessazula 2009-02-03 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	I had not heard of it either before I got here, In the Fire Nation we bathed, Its classier somehow, it still strikes me as some Peasant thing but I adjusted. Did you figure out how its supposed to work yet? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
	I have not even seen one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	princessazula 2009-02-04 07:21 am UTC (link)
	However did you hear of it then? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	final_sacrament 2009-02-03 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Showers aren't so bad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps if you don't mind being eaten by the beast! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	final_sacrament 2009-02-04 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Um... Vincent up there likes to put people on. Just so you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	her_my_oh_knee 2009-02-04 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Shower's are far from monsters. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whystherumgone 2009-02-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
	And you know that for a fact? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	her_my_oh_knee 2009-02-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I have a shower pretty much every day. (Reply to this) (Parent)

jean_grey
2009-02-04 10:03 am UTC (link)

Maintaining your personal hygiene is a very good thing, in my opinion. Not only does it help fight against illness, disease and bad odors, it also helps to maintain your overall well being.

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selina_kyle
2009-02-04 10:06 am UTC (link)

I don't know if I can speak for all women but personally, I prefer men who smell nice.

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