PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Man, someone needs to find me some ghosts. These vampires are getting boring.

Why did he send me flowers? Why did he send Skyfire flowers? If this is some Autobot plot, I'm not falling for it! Leave Skyfire out of your machinations! I'll rip out your vocal processor!

I want the sky back. I'm not meant for the ground like this. I can't I'm losing my mind. I'm a Seeker, not some boring land-bound bot.

I want to scream. This is

It's too much.


Give me back my wings.

I don't remember coming here.

What is going on?

Okay, this is seriously messed up. How in the world did I end up human? Seriously, I went from Autobot to...to...very good-looking black dude with tattoos. I guess the same thing happened to me as what happened with Bee?

Uh, Mikaela...help. Please.

Well this is unfortunate...

Should I say something? I don't particularly want military to be called in over a 'possible threat', especially since we don't mean any harm.

The Mobile Suits---they're not.. I mean, no one has anything to worry about.

I don't believe this. I don't bloody believe this at all. Of all the strange things that have happened to me, I would honestly think that this has to be the most bizarre thing in the world. One minute I had Jack handcuffed to his ship. (For good reasons, mind you. Very good reasons. I do feel bad for doing it, and I do hope he's all right. But there are sacrifices that just have to be made.) And the next I'm. Well, I'm here, aren't I? Except I don't quite know where here is. Could somebody please tell me what is going on? I'm Elizabeth Swann, if this helps in any way. I highly doubt it does, though.

Um, did anyone else see the news broadcast last night about the giant mechs in the city? It's been all over the TV this morning, too, in case anyone missed it last night. I was hoping maybe someone might have some answers? I didn't sleep worth a crap and I'm still scared half to death...

This isn't Earth's moon.


Los Angeles?

I wonder if I'm dying.

Miss Mikaela, I been looking up stuff about your vehicle, the F-class Fords? I'm pretty sure I could make an approximation of the part if you don't want to spend money on a new part. Core knows it sure seems expensive, if I got this dollar-to-credit conversion thing figured out. I en't sure I have, but it still seems fairly expensive for a gas-powered vehicle.

I'm kind of sleepy. The dreams are still pretty ugly, so I en't been sleeping like I should, I guess. Stupid dreams. Always that same guy, too. He's pretty scary. I don't like what he says.

I don't suppose anyone knows where to get a cylinder head gasket for a '98 Ford F150 for less than a hundred and a half?

In other news, somebody feel up to stopping a pair of scaly, demonic-looking creatures? They seem to think their purpose in life is convincing me to leave my apartment at night so they can raid the shop beneath it. No violence, yet, but it's making going anywhere between sunset and sunrise a real pain.

What's on your minds besides your hair today, lovelies?

Well, this is definitely new. Anybody want to explain what happened to this place? I definitely didn't hear anything about it back home.