PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

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Los Angeles? How the
if I miss another differential, House is going to

Alright. I don't know what the hell is wrong with the website for Continental, but why can't I book a flight for Newark? The dates keep saying it's 2006.

Can someone explain to me what in the hell happened?

I feel like I've lost a portion of my life.

Frogs.

WHY are there frogs everywhere?

A word of advice to anyone considering taking up a career in acting:

Don't do it.

I'm fictional?!

Well, at least I'm Emmy-winning fictional. Though The Practice doesn't entirely show things as they happened. I was much more unethical than that.

Only one thing remains now. I need to find Rhona Mitra. I'd forgotten quite how beautiful Tara was

You know what some nice, highly motivated, helpful person needs to do?

Make a webpage explaining this higher powers and war between the forces of good and evil with frequently asked questions so the next time someone just drops in, they can be tossed a link. Might save a few rounds of twenty questions to follow.

So I was told to ask someone else to explain things to me.

What exactly is it that I should know about this place, and what's out there that's so terrible?