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Tom Riddle (flightfromdeath) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-04-03 00:48:00

Entry tags:

damien thorn, darth vader, gabriel gray, lavender brown, lex luthor, ron weasley, tom riddle, willow rosenberg

Guess what? I’ve gotten my hands on a few very interesting books, and a snapping young gentlemen who just loves to tell me all about a topic that I find quite insightful. But, if any of you are wondering, the young man’s name is Logan, and when Logan isn’t screaming his lungs to shreds, he loves answering my questions and gawking as if he’s seen a ghost. Or a supposed fictional character is his favorite book series.

Wow… if I’m not completely insane already, I think that could change easily.

And if Logan doesn’t shut his mouth, I think that I might just have to put an end to him and find another personal helper…

Are any of you ‘Harry Potter’ fans up for that? Any of you feel like paying my basement a visit?

It will be fun... A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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	honestlyronald 2008-04-03 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Leave him alone! And what are you talking about?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Leave who alone? Poor little Logan who loves a good scream? Sorry, but I can't do that. What am I talking about? I'm talking about those bloody books that are a very large invasion of my privacy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honestlyronald 2008-04-03 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah! Let him be! What'd he ever do to you?! ~~I am going to die I am confronting You-Know-Who and I am going to die~~ ...how's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 05:00 am UTC (link)
	How about... no. I don't feel up to letting him go, so he will just have to stick around and enjoy my company. How's that? Why don't you get up and find your way to the nearest bookstore. Look around in the fiction section and see what you find. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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The Boy Who Doesn't Know When To Shut Up -

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THE BLOKE PUTTING HIS NOSE IN MY BUSINESS -

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The Boy Who Needs To Calm Down -

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The Bloke Who Needs To STop ACTING LIKE PERCY -

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	witchseeker 2008-04-03 05:04 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't exactly call that an opportunity. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 05:09 am UTC (link)
	And why not? It's a great opportunity. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	witchseeker 2008-04-03 05:17 am UTC (link)
	For you, perhaps. You'll have to forgive me if I'm not quite so enthusiastic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 05:18 am UTC (link)
	No, for them. What, with being such big fans and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	kindofgay 2008-04-03 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Um, all of my personal feelings about Logan aside, I really don't think it's a good idea for you to keep reading those books. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Actually, I think that I'll have to ignore that request and go on with my reading. I find it much too interesting not to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kindofgay 2008-04-03 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Okay, have it your way. Can't say I didn't warn you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I like having things my way. But I won't say that you didn't warn me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	therealvillain 2008-04-03 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I don't think I'm too interested that HP stuff. I usually preferred to read Lord of the Rings. Or the Chronicles of Narnia series. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:15 am UTC (link)
	You knew I was a character from a book series?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

therealvillain
2008-04-03 06:28 am UTC (link)

No, I didn't know that. I had only read about the first couple pages.. some stuff about Harry's muggle relatives. It sort of reminded me of my upbringing at home. I lost interest at that point and returned the book.

The books I have here are a bit older than the Potter series. Narnia, LOTR, Camelot, Ivanhoe, Robin Hood.. as well as books on poetry, romance, and history.

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	honestlyronald 2008-04-03 06:32 am UTC (link)
	...I don't know about any of that stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lavandula 2008-04-03 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	~~OH MERLIN! I AM GOING TO DIE FOR THIS AREN'T I?~~ Pardon me for suggesting an alternative, but, read less watch TV. Books are rot, how can you trust something when you can't see the facial expression of the writer? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	flightfromdeath 2008-04-03 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I have a suggestion of my own, so please, listen closely. Why don't you and your friend above, put on your best attire, walk out the door, and wait patiently for me to find my way to whatever dump you happen to be staying at. Now, I can not promise that the two of you will have a great time, but on the other hand, I believe that I will having a thrilling time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lavandula 2008-04-03 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Or you could always put your wand to your temple and say that favourite curse of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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crystallized
2008-04-04 01:00 am UTC (link)

Thanks but no thank you on the basement trip, sugar.

I think I'll stick to pissing the Sith off. He is much more amusing when he's pissed...err, most of the time, anyways.

And don't threaten people. It's not very nice, you might piss someone off who you don't want to. Like the Sith, he's very fun to piss off. At least, for me it is...because apparently, I amuse him.

And people round here aren't all weak little people..

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flightfromdeath
2008-04-04 01:12 am UTC (link)

That's very smart of you. I'm not very amusing when I'm angry. In fact, many would jump at the opportunity to back that statement up.

I will threaten whomever I want. You see, I am in no way a nice person and perhaps you'll find, that I am not one to be crossed. But you can do whatever your heart desires, and see where that gets you.

That's funny, because I've only had the pleasure of meeting one woman who could fall into that category.

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crystallized
2008-04-04 01:30 am UTC (link)

Oh, I'm sure you'd amuse me, but then again, I have an odd little sense of humor.

Honestly? I'm so scared that I'm shaking. Really I am. See? I can hardly type I'm so petrified. Only, you know, not really. I'm just going to stick to pissing off Vader, he's so much more amusing when he's mad and I'm just lucky that he finds me amusing.

You know..I'm going to shut my mouth and go back to my vampire. It might be wiser and I won't get myself in trouble. Yup, I'm going to do that...like now.

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sonofajackal
2008-04-04 07:24 am UTC (link)

So, let's see if I got this right. You found books which tells the story of yourself, your enemy, and your world? I would have read them, just haven't had time.. but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't cheering for the bad guys to win. Mmmm... there's a good idea, reading about yourself. You could use that if you go back to your own time.

I wouldn't mind stopping by your basement. I admit, I haven't read any of the books. But I've heard good things about them. And like you said, it's a great opportunity. It'd be almost better than meeting with Hitler. Speaking of that... did you ever meet him?

This... "Logan" that you speak of. How old is he, what's he look like? I wonder. Umm, maybe.. maybe when you're done with him, I can borrow him for an hour. Hehe. Maybe I could corrupt him really good before I send him off to Hell. ^ ^

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flightfromdeath
2008-04-05 05:02 am UTC (link)

That is precisely what I'm doing now, reading about myself. If ever I am sent back to my own time, I plan to use my newest stream of knowledge to it's full potential.

According to many, it is much better than meeting with Hitler. Believe me when I tell you that my future self has brought forth more damage that that Muggle could have ever dreamnt of birthing. But no, I have never met him, and I've never so much as thought of it.

Logan is eighteen, I believe. He's tall, lanky, dark red hair. It must have been dyed. If you really want him I'll hand him over when I'm finished with him. He'll only go to waste otherwise.

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sonofajackal
2008-04-05 05:19 am UTC (link)

Mmm.. that is a good strategy. Just imagine the possibilities. If you went back to your time, you could kill the hero's grandparents before he's even born. I bet that'd clear up any potential problems. Or.. instead of killing him, take him and raise him to be evil. But I'd go for preventing his birth, if it were me. Saves a lot of hassle.

YES... thank you. Ohh.. hm. Perfect. Yes, I suppose Logan will be good for keeping me entertained and such. Kinda like a toy. I'm sure I can think of a few uses for him. Let me know when you're done with the poor boy, then I can meet you for the transfer.

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