I recently found that Wolfram and Hart can be very understanding of one’s situation when you offer them your services and undying loyalty. Now, I am not the type to turn myself over to somebody else, but what I asked for and received in return was well worth forgetting the usual and choosing to do something new.
This would be the perfect moment for you to come pay me a visit, Potter. We could have tea and then I could kill you. What do you say? I’ll let you bring your girlfriend along and she can watch while I rip out your internal organs and shove them down your throat, without the use of my hands! Or my wand! That sounds fun, does it not?
I’m too excited to sit her much longer. I need to go out and do something with my time. I feel like assassinating somebody important… Potter is on the top of my list, but until we run into each other, I’ll be happy to murder people in his name. Children, perhaps… Little, pathetic muggle children.