PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

All right, all right, all right. I knew this was bound to happen at some point or another.

I know. You're angry. And it's okay. I'd be pissed off too. But, c'mon, face up to it. You can't win. We're the winners. GHOSTFACERS. Remember the name. Remember. 'Cause we're coming, creatures of the night. Teleporting me to L.A.? It's totally not gonna stop me from kicking your ass. I'm more determined now.

Oh, and FYI? Don't zap me in when I have my laptop all geared up. It only gives me time to spread the news about your existence through my awesome videos of awesome. Now everyone is going to know how to destroy you and there's nothing that you can do to stop it. Way to suck, Casper.

( ATTENTION ALL CIVILIANS. )

This wasn't where I was hoping to be...And it seems, according to the woman who owns this shop and directed me to this place, that I'm not the only one.

For as long as I've been here in L.A., I've never once thought to buy myself something to go swimming in. Weird, huh?

The Cougar situation is at a red alert. I went into work today to pick up my pay and the lady was waiting for me. She knows my schedule, guys. Like when I'm gonna come in when I'm not even SUPPOSED to be in. I told her that it was really kind of inappropriate and, in doing so, somehow managed to reinstate the theory my boss has about me being a sex offender?

I really hate my job. But you know what? I don't care. Screw my job. I feel good today. Really good. It's gonna be a great day.

[Faith]
Hey, Midget. Anything you need me to pack?

You know who you are and you know what I mean. I don’t know if you’re planning to retaliate, if you have your lawyers on the phone already, if you’re stupid enough to make a move, but I do know that you’ll be wasting your time if you don’t retreat and stay away. If you want revenge it won’t work. If you want him to pay for what he did to you and your car, you’ll be sorely disappointed. I don’t take very well to anybody purposely baiting at my league members and you yourself must have known that you were walking on thin ice by doing so.

Don’t play innocent with me because I know that you’re anything but. Back off and don’t try to get in contact with him. If you want to ignore this warning and carry things further, make everything worse, then you’ll be dealing with me and not him.

Believe me, I’m not someone you want angry with you.

And one last thing. Stay away from my kid.

(After this.)

...I kind of want to make a How To guide now. Or is that really just me being lame? Because there is a certain level of lame that I happen to NOT be and I don't want to step into the direction where I might be getting close to it.

Can you lot do me a favor?

Don't watch her stupid show. I'm on it and I don't want you mocking me.

And Buffy? You owe me alcohol. So. Much. Alcohol. A shag would be nice too, really