PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Is that offer of a vacation still open?

I fell asleep at work earlier and when I woke up to another woman tapping me on the shoulder, I flipped out, thinking she had a camera.

Six years down the road and I'm pretty sure the camera scares me more than the gun. It's probably not helping that I have to see him every day.

[Bruce and Zinda]
You want to do Joker checks for me for a few days? Thanks. Please, please don't take this as a 'request'.

What? No one's been eaten by anything lately? Maimed? Killed? I feel as if things have been awfully quiet.

First he throws up on me, then he squirms around so much that I'm almost positive that I've done something nasty to my back because he wouldn't let me pick him up and he crawls so damned fast. Oh, and we can't go out because he's had this bloody pig's snout for at least three days now. Merlin's beard, I'm just about dying here.

This is motherhood.