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Bruce Wayne/Batman (caped_crusader) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2009-05-18 22:50:00

Entry tags:

bruce wayne/batman, damien thorn, ed zeddmore, eve, terry mcginnis/nightwing

Bruce doesn't think Damien deserves a filter...
You know who you are and you know what I mean. I don’t know if you’re planning to retaliate, if you have your lawyers on the phone already, if you’re stupid enough to make a move, but I do know that you’ll be wasting your time if you don’t retreat and stay away. If you want revenge it won’t work. If you want him to pay for what he did to you and your car, you’ll be sorely disappointed. I don’t take very well to anybody purposely baiting at my league members and you yourself must have known that you were walking on thin ice by doing so.

Don’t play innocent with me because I know that you’re anything but. Back off and don’t try to get in contact with him. If you want to ignore this warning and carry things further, make everything worse, then you’ll be dealing with me and not him.

Believe me, I’m not someone you want angry with you.

And one last thing. Stay away from my kid.

(After this.)

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	batman2point0 2009-05-18 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~you have a~~ ~~oh wait~~ ~~I'm..~~ ~~dad?~~ [ooc: BLANK POST IS BLANK DUE TO SPAZZING.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	That's a blank post, Terry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batman2point0 2009-05-18 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	~~how do you always know?~~ How do you do that every time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	How do I always do what every time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batman2point0 2009-05-18 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	You always know I'm there, even if you can't see me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Not always. Sometimes. On occasion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batman2point0 2009-05-18 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	yeah right, I bet theirs some sort of secret trick you've yet to teach me and it's totally unfair to hold back, dad. ~~hes my~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	~~You called me~~ Some tricks are best left for when you're older. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batman2point0 2009-05-18 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~I called him~~ ~~maybe this city isn't so bad~~ that's lame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	If I taught you everything now I'd have nothing to show you later. Think of how boring your life would get. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ghostfacing 2009-05-18 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Dude. That was awesome. Way to pass a threat. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'd do it in person but I don't want him wetting his pants the moment I open my mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostfacing 2009-05-18 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	What a wuss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	You should hear him talk. If you've ever attended the six grade you've already heard every insult that comes out of his mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostfacing 2009-05-18 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	It sounds to me like someone needs to be bitchslapped. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Impulse did a little more than bitchslap him. Not that a lesson has been learned after that. I'm sure it hasn't. (ooc: I LOVE HIM!) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostfacing 2009-05-18 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	You could always proceed to give the douchebag a few more slaps. Might not make a difference, but you'll feel better. Eventually. [ooc: He doesn't even know what he's talking about half the time. xD] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-19 12:08 am UTC (link)
	His name is Damien Thorn. If he ever comes near you and tries something, you let me know. It seems that he can dish it out but he can't take it. Someone calls him a wuss over a message board and he's barking out a threat of his own. To the wrong person, no less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostfacing 2009-05-19 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I can take care of myself. I have the skills of an assassin. If this Damien guy tries to mess with me, I'll beat him down with my fists of rage. Problem solved. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	temptresseve 2009-05-18 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	He'd better have some good lawyers then right. Who's managed to rile you up so much Mr Wayne? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	He won't need a lawyer. He does what I ask of him, which won't be impossible if he is in fact older than fifteen, we'll all be okay here. Thorn. Damien Thorn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	temptresseve 2009-05-18 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	They were some very impressive insults. I was enthralled. I see. Well as far as I'm aware he does have very good lawyers. Not that I deal with the legal side of things too much myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	He needs to grow up. He's running a company and yet, it wouldn't be all that difficult to mistake him for the loudmouthed, vulgar teenage boy you'd find in every high school hallway in America. His car has been totaled. I'll make sure he gets a new one. Whatever he wants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	temptresseve 2009-05-18 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well thats not for me to comment on really. Wouldn't be in keeping with the Firms policies. I'd advise you wait for his actual lawyers to contact you. Me, I'm just the pretty public face. Eve, by the way, Child of the Senior Partners. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-18 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do that. As long as they contact me and not the teenage boy that your client can't seem to leave alone, we can work something out. It's nice to meet you, Eve. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Bruce

sonofajackal
2009-05-18 11:48 pm UTC (link)

Okay.. a few things. Since it seems there are a few things that you don't know. Please allow me to clarify. Oh, and that guy with the "wuss" talk, I hope I don't get tempted in meeting him personally. ~~Might find him just for kicks~~

1. The fight was unprovoked. He attacked me. I was minding my own business. A couple had approached me for some fun that night, of their own free will. I'm sure you know how that is. He also destroyed my car, only then did I speak with him. Yes, I'm an adult, but so is he. 18 years old, yes? Didn't sound like one. Or act like one either. He clearly has issues.

2. The fact is that Bart tends to put his foot in his mouth a lot. He doesn't like me. Fine. That's alright, I'm used to enemies where I'm from. It's the way of things in business and politics. And yet he sees no wrong in insulting the memory of someone I once loved and having a laugh about it. Or acting like there's nothing wrong with killing a five-year-old boy in a church. Maybe not in those words, but that is my impression. I know he's wrong in that. Some "hero."

3. Your son.. who? Is it Terry? Is that the guy? He spoke with me. And for the record, I never approached him. I was at there first. Terry came in and sat with me, we talked, we drank. I understand he has trouble sleeping, among other things. He's a good kid. I should say this again: I did not go to him.

Now. All that said, I need a new car, as it was vandalized. Bart acted as a preteen thug in destroying it. So, somebody owes me a new vehicle, one of my choosing. I would also prefer that Bartholomew not approach me, or never mention Mark Thorn ever again.

It'd be nice if he can admit he was wrong, or at least got a sincere apology, but that's asking far too much from a heartless soul. I'll settle for a car instead, and for your people not to approach me first.. which WAS the case here. No meetings without a phone call first. This whole mess kinda makes me wonder why I assisted in helping avert the Apocalypse in the first place. ~~I mean, really. Why did I even bother~~

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Damien

caped_crusader
2009-05-19 12:03 am UTC (link)

You go anywhere near that man and you'll be dealing with me. One thing you don't want to do is face me down when I'm upset with you. Stay away from him. He did absolutely nothing to you.

Let me tell you a little something, Damien. I see passed that pristine mask you try to wear and I know for a fact that it wasn't Bart's fault. You provoked him. I've read your little exchanges. I've seen what you say to him, how you bait and tempt. Eighteen years old is not an adult for some people. I was not an adult at eighteen and neither is he. He's a child. It is human nature to insult. He insults you and you turn the other way. Impulse is a hero. I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand why.

You didn't approach Terry and you never will. If I ever find out differently you and I are going to have a problem. I saw everything. I heard what you and Impulse said to one another and I saw what you did. What you said to him was ten times worse than what he said to you. You're older. You run a company. Start acting a little more mature in the future. It might help you out.

Stay away from Bart, don't speak to him and don't run your mouth, and he'll stay away from you. You'll get your new car and you'll let this go if you know what's good for you. Bart will not admit he was wrong. The blame lies with the both of you.

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Bruce

sonofajackal
2009-05-19 12:19 am UTC (link)

I admit it, I had provoked him.. but not that night. I was oblivious to him. He made the move when destroying my car. He stopped me from leaving.. I hope you saw that much at least. As for the baiting and tempting, if you knew what I was truly, then you'd know I only do what has been prophesied. Already been written. I'm sure Bart will happily tell you, he knows everything.

I hope you do not believe my interaction with Terry was in any way my blame. It wasn't. I mean, really, why is a human in a demon bar anyway? Maybe he needs a stronger leash. I won't speak to Bart.. but that goes both ways. I do not want him to contact me at all, and if he does, he will be ignored. All inquiries will be made to my assistant after tonight. I know he won't admit he was wrong, even though he was. Yes, the blame is with both of us.. not just me.

I hope the car is to my satisfaction. And no secret tracking devices. Otherwise, I'll be in contact with my law firm. Wolfram and Hart. I happen to be one of their high-end clients, and not just in finances. ~~And if I'm lucky, no one will survive.. legally or financially, that is, or maybe they can run a campaign to demoralize the city's great heroes~~

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	Damien caped_crusader 2009-05-19 12:25 am UTC (link)
	You'll get your precious new car. You can choose it yourself and I'll pay for it and then you'll go away and you'll stay there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bruce

sonofajackal
2009-05-19 12:41 am UTC (link)

That sounds better. Just tell me the time, and pick a very expensive auto dealership. Not sure about going away though. Oh, I'll be away from you people, Bart, and Terry.. of course. But I also have work, plus friends of my own, not to mention clubs and bars.. and The Lux. That's a good place.

I go where I please, but it won't be anywhere near your kind. And maybe remind your fellow man to not go wandering into demon bars? That's like a cat walking into a doghouse. The patrons in there were gazing at him, and I had to focus in order to stay them. ~~Or maybe it's because I was simply there, I don't know~~

Just keep up your end of the deal. Control your own and stay out of my business, and I'll do the same. I'll let this go. But don't expect anything further if I am attacked again while attedning to my own personal business. There are two people who would not be very happy if they knew why I missed the meeting they asked me for.

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Damien.

caped_crusader
2009-05-19 12:47 am UTC (link)

You're a little smartass, aren't you? And not a very clever one at that.

You're not allowed to talk about my son so stop where you are and don't type another thing if it has anything at all to do with him. I have not a single want or desire to get involved in your business and it will stay that way if you don't say another word to me once you have your car.

As far as I'm concerned, we're done here. You find the car you want and then get in contact with me.

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	static_shower 2009-05-19 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Huh? Whu? Did I miss something? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-19 12:27 am UTC (link)
	You missed Impulse demolishing Damien Thorn's car. And if Mr. Thorn makes one wrong move he's going to have a bigger problem on his hands. I think that's about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	static_shower 2009-05-19 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Huh. Well if he does and you want help assuming my powers aren't still trippin, you know I'll help out if you need me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Virgil. caped_crusader 2009-05-19 12:35 am UTC (link)
	I'll keep that in mind. Are you having trouble with your powers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce. static_shower 2009-05-19 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I have too much. All the time. It's like I'm on a whole 'nother level I never thought I could be at. I turned off the power at the Bradbury building. I'm charging it and not even breaking a sweat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Virgil. caped_crusader 2009-05-19 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Are you having trouble handling all that power? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mr.Wayne. static_shower 2009-05-19 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes. I'll get used to it..I think. But I don't think any of you can do anything, or get near me. I don't wanna hurt you. So it's cool, really. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	faithinthedark 2009-05-19 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I kinda love it when guys do the protective thing over their teams. Does someone need an ass kicking? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-05-19 03:10 am UTC (link)
	It has to happen sometimes. Well, if Thorn shuts up and plays nice after I go out of my way to buy him a new car, we won't need an ass kicking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faithinthedark 2009-05-19 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Sign of a good team if you ask me. Ah, him. If you need any help from me or mine, let me know ok? (Reply to this) (Parent)