PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So there are enough alternate reality immigrants here that you have your own message board? I'm not sure if this is a comforting thought or not.

I wish I could say this latest of oddball happenings in my life had me freaking out, but quite frankly, it's not like this is the first time something like this has happened to me. For a while, my old team and I called this sort of thing "Tuesday." It also beats my previous accommodations. A lot more light, for one.

Right, so, hi. I'm Kitty. I'm new in town.

[ooc: Sometime after this exchange between Roy and Xander]

Oh God. Why did I do that Internet search? I mean, that crazyevil Superboy said we were comic book characters in his world, but he was crazy! And evil!.

I admit I am a little uncomfortable with the idea that my entire life story is on Wikipedia.

Hey...Zatanna? I wanna know something. It's kinda important. Life and death even.( okay well maybe not that dramatic, but still!) Do you know anything about sandwich magic? See, I've got a theory. Bruce dad Bruce says if anyone knows that you'd know. Know those fancy little sandwiches British butlers are always good at making? I say they've got a set of crazy miniature knives that are filled with sandwich magic and make all things small and finger sized. Dad says it doesn't exit. But they defy logic! They have to exist! Large knives would just ruin the whole thing.

[Filtered to Baddies]

Hello. For those who may have just come here, my name is Damien Thorn. If you can read this, then maybe we have similar interests. Similar hobbies. How about we meet up, maybe get together over a nice dinner, or a good brew? I'll pay. I know of a few areas suitable for meeting me. Discreet and private. Perhaps we can strike some sort of unofficial alliance. Besides, I like making new friends. I'm usually easy to get along with. And it has occurred to me that's it's always better to have more friends than enemies. My sergeant taught me that. It'd be so cool if Neff was here

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[Filtered to Jan Valek]

I will require an abandoned church. Actually, any empty building that the city has forgotten. Bit I'd prefer a religious structure. Since it's a matter of desecrating it just by me being there I think it's time to expand my resources. Seek help. Recruit. Grow. I'm thinking about enlisting a few more numbers. Maybe you could cruise around for some local talent? Let me know if you find a good building for us to use.

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[Filtered to Eve]

It's funny, really. You stay true to your nature, what you were born to be, then get attacked later, and have your car totaled? And the kid sorta even gets away with it You're somehow at fault and look bad. I'm not too worried, I think this might blow over. I'm getting a car replacement out of this mess. But I'll keep the law firm on speed dial anyway, just in case. I'll work behind the scenes. Nothing public. Perhaps I can stage a grand event such as a legitimate fundraiser. Or something. I need something big to put me in a good light for the normal, everyday citizens of this city. Maybe something political. Or some way to "prove" that I'm an upstanding citizen

Someone explain to me, this place and why I am here.

Too much power. Almost starting to think I should rent myself out as a super conductor and make some money this summer. I've gotta get out of the building or everything's gonna over load. Don't come near me.

[ooc: As static]

Hey...look, sorry about Bruce. But whatever happened with you and Bart was a stupid move. I should have said something I know, but..he called me his son, hes never done th I'll talk to him later, let him know you didn't do anything. All we did was have a few drinks.

Cheshire is here.

I won't be available for patrol for a few days, as I'll be rigging up some extra security measures.

When normal guys say they have a psycho ex...

Sorry to be a downer, but if you do the nightly-patrol thing, read the attached files. Questions should be directed towards Roy Harper. For once, I'm not the expert.

Long story short: Jade Nguyen. Don't let her touch you.

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[attached is a full file on Cheshire. Looks like the Wiki page, but with more info]