PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

July 29th, 2008

Kira, so I went by your place today. Because it's near by my usual running route. A few steps nearby really. ~~"nearby" is subjective really, two alleys, up a fire escape and through a coffee shop later.~~ When I got there guess what was missing? What the hell happened? You are alright, right? ~~if your hurt I'll never forgive myself.~~

[filtered to harley quinn]
Harley you could have killed her. Theres a special containment card and a cold prison cell, with horrible food on a distant planet waiting for you if I see you near her ever again.

Tags: harley quinn, jack landors, kira ford

heretic_saint in paragraffiti

I guess these things are used to talk with?

I'm in some place called Los Angeles. Could anyone tell me how I might have gotten here?

Thanks.

[ooc: For anyone that might see her, she's clad in a single piece white dress, and the front has a large blood red stain on it.]</i>

Tags: heather mason

mortalmaster in paragraffiti

I know that several inhabitants of this city have a certain fondness for theatrics, but I had ever imagined a bloody castle to just ominously appear out of nowhere in the middle of the night.

Is this the summer house of a resident evil lawyer, a privileged customer or something else?

Tags: lindsey mcdonald, sir integral hellsing

whowillsaveme in paragraffiti

Well, isn't this just fucking brilliant? Goddammit, Gwen. If you don't answer your phone in the next ten minutes, I'm coming to track you down. Call me and tell me why it's giving me 'number no longer in use' messages. ~~don't be gone, too. please don't be gone, too.~~

Tags: faith lehane, martha jones, owen harper

harlequinlady in paragraffiti

I lit a whole apartment building on fire!

Tags: alema rar, christopher kent, clark kent, clark kent (future), dean winchester, dexter morgan, faith lehane, felicia hardy, harley quinn, hiro nakamura, lex luthor, michael scofield

patientlykira in paragraffiti

Guess what? I'm homeless. Pyrobitch Barbie set the place on fire. Luckily I had my guitar and laptop with me, but I lost some priceless photos in that fire! Photos of my friends back home who I might never see ever again! You're gonna pay for this!

Anybody got an extra room? Hell, I'll sleep on the floor.

Edit: Staying with Winchesters.

Tags: buffy summers, harley quinn, kira ford, sam winchester

ex_spideysen651 in paragraffiti

Went on patrol. Just got back. I'll be in my room if I'm needed.

[Filtered to Ivy]
I don't appreciate you kidnapping me.

Tags: eddie brock, jack landors, mary jane watson, peter parker

slayerbee in paragraffiti

filtered to spike.

I have two questions.

One, are you alright? And two, why?

Tags: buffy summers, spike

thexandman in paragraffiti

Filtered to Dawn.

Wanna go see a movie or something?

Tags: dawn summers, xander harris

raheta in paragraffiti

filtered to sam.

I have a question.

Tags: heather mason, sam winchester

just_impulse in paragraffiti

Did Superman-Prime fall into a sewer and not find his way out, or is he too busy watching reruns of Jerry Springer? Because I’ve been sitting her patiently and walking around, doing everything but waving a flag the size of Texas with my name on it, and still, I haven’t seen him anywhere. I’m disappointed.

Isn’t he supposed to be all big and bad? I gotta say, right now? I’m not feeling the terror. Like, at all. The horror has gone extinct. It’s joined the dinosaurs. Someone’s gonna put it in a museum soon.

I'm so bored it's amazing.

Tags: bart allen, clark kent (future), harley quinn, kira ford, lana lang (lexmas)

knifeofsadness in paragraffiti

Filtered to Faith

Hey Faith, Got sort of a proposition for ya. Well, not so much a proposition more of an offer.

Tags: abigail whistler, faith lehane

ex_gwendy66 in paragraffiti

I don't have a place to stay again. So I'm back at the cyber cafe. Luckily I think the manager doesn't mind me hanging around.

That was a horrible fire though. ~~Fortunate too in a tiny way. My rent was due and I didnt have the money.~~

Felicia, I didn't really get a hold of any other companies other than the one's I gave you already

Tags: eddie brock, felicia hardy, gwen stacy, harley quinn, mary jane watson

crossyourpath in paragraffiti

So now we have pyromaniacs too, Wonderful,

Is that part of the epic good vs evil struggle?

{Filtered to Peter}

See this is what I meant. you have psychopaths burning buildings and yet you get crabby with me for stealing some necklaces.

Blatant hypocracy, Go fight the real villans Spider

Tags: eddie brock, felicia hardy, harley quinn, peter parker

alwayslookingin in paragraffiti

In light of the recent tragedy, I have opted to make arrangements for those of you who have been displaced by the recent fire.

I have purchased an apartment building. 5 floors, twenty apartments per floor. Rates shall be reasonable, as determined by a private ~~negotiation~~ assessment of your financial standings. Rooms are currently furnished, eash has a private bathroom, yadda yadda yadda.

I doubt there is a better offer on the table.

If you have need of a place to live, let me know, and I'm certain we can reach an agreement.

Tags: flagg, gwen stacy, harley quinn, mary jane watson

no_savior in paragraffiti

filtered to the Hyperion

Good job helping out with that fire, Clark. Thank you. ~~Though it would be nice if the damn PTB would give us warning about regular arson attacks as well as the demon-possessed things.~~

Just keep in mind, everyone - the public at large still doesn't know about us and what we really do. I still think its best that we keep to that. Why they haven't noticed the abundance of unusual people appearing in Los Angeles, I have no idea, but I think for now, it's in our benefit.

Angelus is still laying low and untraceable. Has there been any luck in tracking down one of those Orbs?

Let's see what we can find out about this new "Harley Quinn" woman, okay?

Gabriel, add her into the database on the bad guys. That one must be getting pretty big by now.

Tags: buffy summers, elaine belloc, faith lehane, jack landors, peter petrelli (future)

rageofages in paragraffiti

A truly unfortunate event. Please, if I can be of any assistance, do not hesitate to ask.

The nature of this place is so volatile, I have been told of some large scale experiment. No- rather a game of chess. The good against the evil. With such overwhelming odds, one might as well despair.

[ooc: He's loling at your pain, also, if you would like to become one of his victims, please hit me up. He would take a little blood, make you forget that you were at the Castle, and let you leave with a shiny monster to destroy things/people with.]

Tags: castlevania, matthias cronqvist, sir integral hellsing

grewupwrong in paragraffiti

Wow. That was...awful. The building that went up in flames was about a block away from me. I wish the place I'm in wasn't so cheap, or else I'd be moving right about now.

Tags: ariel alderman

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dawn_breaks in paragraffiti

( this is why someone should entertain me )

Tags: buffy summers, dawn summers, spike

poisonousivy in paragraffiti

BACKDATED!!

Eddie darling, I have something I need to show you. Please visit my rainforest immediately.

((http://asylums.insanejournal.com/parabolical/296396.html))

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legalblonde in paragraffiti

Um... where did my apartment go? I went to the beach for the weekend and I come back to nothing? Tell me this is just another one of those weird little LA-hell things that will change in a week.

Tags: elle woods, lindsey mcdonald, spike

_sabretooth_ in paragraffiti

Before ya go thinkin’ I’m here fer pleasure, think again, this ain’t a vacation. It’s a tradition. Got a special delivery fer the runt. Know he’s here, never been able ta hide from me, no matter where he went. Things don't change. City stinks like wet Wolverine. Can’t figure out how ya stand it.

Little fellas birthday day ‘s comin’ up. Gotta present fer him that I need ta deliver. Somethin’ personal, from the heart. Well, someones heart.

So, anybody seen a squirrelly lookin' fella, little guy, callin' himself Logan?

Tags: sabretooth, sarah petrelli (née williams)

prison_break in paragraffiti

As promised, I've been working on the kitchen, Selene. The support structures need work, otherwise the entire area might as well cave in, and I'm going to have to tear up a lot of the flooring because it doesn't seem entirely stable. I want to get the okay from you before I start working. And a bit of a financial nudge.

Maybe I'll get back into my old job while I'm here. I could certainly use the money. ~~And it seems as though no one is on the hunt for me. I'm hardly a wanted a man. Does that mean that I didn't exist here prior to my arrival?~~

Tags: michael scofield

newnew_rani in paragraffiti

mood:

crushed

This really isn't funny, particularly since we're still stuck here!

Tags: spike, the rani

mortalmaster in paragraffiti

Who else claims to be Dracula?

Tags: buffy summers, sir integral hellsing, spike

ragin_canuck in paragraffiti

*growl snarl growl growl*

[filtered to Creed]
*flips the bird*

Tags: aziraphale, wolverine

shootsclowns in paragraffiti

I'm going to start wearing a name tag, dorkiness be damned.

Tags: aziraphale, faith lehane, gracie hart, hannibal king, heidi petrelli, lana lang (lexmas), nathan petrelli, seeley booth, sir integral hellsing, spike

grewupwrong in paragraffiti

I just saw someone die. Not die...they were torn apart by a bunch of vampires. They almost got me, too. I don't even know how I made it back home. There's...I've got blood on me. I don't know if it's mine or his. I don't know what to do...

Tags: ariel alderman, sam winchester