Did Superman-Prime fall into a sewer and not find his way out, or is he too busy watching reruns of Jerry Springer? Because I’ve been sitting her patiently and walking around, doing everything but waving a flag the size of Texas with my name on it, and still, I haven’t seen him anywhere. I’m disappointed.
Isn’t he supposed to be all big and bad? I gotta say, right now? I’m not feeling the terror. Like, at all. The horror has gone extinct. It’s joined the dinosaurs. Someone’s gonna put it in a museum soon.