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Bart Allen (just_impulse) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-07-29 05:35:00

Entry tags:

bart allen, clark kent (future), harley quinn, kira ford, lana lang (lexmas)

Did Superman-Prime fall into a sewer and not find his way out, or is he too busy watching reruns of Jerry Springer? Because I’ve been sitting her patiently and walking around, doing everything but waving a flag the size of Texas with my name on it, and still, I haven’t seen him anywhere. I’m disappointed.

Isn’t he supposed to be all big and bad? I gotta say, right now? I’m not feeling the terror. Like, at all. The horror has gone extinct. It’s joined the dinosaurs. Someone’s gonna put it in a museum soon.

I'm so bored it's amazing.

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	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I don't think that instigating the situation is going to help much, Bart. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I'll die if something doesn't happen. I am dead serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Don't be ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 04:43 am UTC (link)
	I'm not! We had more action back home. Smallville was more exciting. Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve had to be saved from some horrible fate? Too long. And that's not normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-29 04:45 am UTC (link)
	You should be grateful for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 04:47 am UTC (link)
	But it's boring! Somebody should do something exciting. If nobody does I'm going to be forced to do it, and then people are going to yell and give speeches. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Who is Superman-Prime? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Some evil version of Clark from another world that wants all us awesome people dead. Don't talk to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 05:00 am UTC (link)
	This place is a lot weirder than Smallvile ever was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 05:08 am UTC (link)
	You're telling me. This place is insane. It makes me miss Smallville. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if I'm even from the same Smallville as you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. What do you remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	I remember being happily engaged to a middle-class Lex, Clark dating Chloe and everyone getting along, as well as Jonathan Kent and Lionel Luthor still being alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:18 am UTC (link)
	That's really hard to believe. The middle-class Lex is not something I can imagine. Where I come from he's still the same Lex, Clark wasn't dating Chloe and Lionel and Jonathan were dead. I think your place sounds nicer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes, it's very nice. I wish I knew a way back. So far you're the only thing that can make me laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:30 am UTC (link)
	I won't complain about where I came from, but where you came from sounds better. I don't like Lex or anything, but it doesn't sound like the one you know is all that bad. I'm happy to be of service. Being too serious about this whole thing gets old after a while. We're all stuck here, so we might as well stop moping around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	decembervision 2008-07-29 10:38 am UTC (link)
	The Lex here doesn't seem so bad to me. Maybe a little cold, but given what he's told me about the me there I don't really blame him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:41 am UTC (link)
	He pretends that he's not that bad, but believe me, he isn't all that nice. I really don't mess with him anymore, mostly because I don't want to die young. You should be careful around him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart decembervision 2008-07-29 10:48 am UTC (link)
	I guess you could be right...I mean it seems like I was pretty bad in that world too. I was obviously cheating on my husband. I still don't know...but I'll try to remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:51 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know you well, only from what I heard, but I don't think you were bad. Lex was evil. He didn't deserve you. He's not the Lex you know. He's the one I know. Just try to remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lana decembervision 2008-07-29 10:52 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Bart. That's really sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lana just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Any time. It's the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:12 am UTC (link)
	Hey, the dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, they are, but... ...it's complicated. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:19 am UTC (link)
	They are too! Okay. Show me a dinosaur and I'll change my mind and believe you. Or explain that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Screened to Bart patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, part of my DNA is dino...ish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kira just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:23 am UTC (link)
	Wait a minute. Your not half dinosaur or something like that are you? That would be over the top weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm also a Power Ranger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kira just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:27 am UTC (link)
	For real? You're a Power Ranger? Holy crap. What color are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kira patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:30 am UTC (link)
	Yellow. Second pterodactyl-powered Ranger. I have a sonic scream, kinda like that one chick whose name I can't remember. Some kind of bird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kira just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:32 am UTC (link)
	That's really cool. You mean like Dinah? She has the sonic scream thing going for her. I'm really glad she never used it on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:35 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't know her real name, but I remember my boyfriend back home telling me about her. Guess you'd know, though. It comes in handy here, what with the vamps having very sensitive ears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kira just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:39 am UTC (link)
	We call her Black Canary. She threatened to yell at me once, but never actually did it. I'd probably go permanently deaf if she did. How powerful is your power? Can you kill somebody with it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bart patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:44 am UTC (link)
	Black Canary. That was it. I don't know if I could kill with it. I guess I could if I tried. Killing isn't really part of the Ranger code, unless we're talking evil monsters. And even then that can be complicated because some of them aren't truly evil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Kira

just_impulse
2008-07-29 10:49 am UTC (link)

She wears leather and fishnets and sometimes used to slap me because she said I wasn't behaving or making too much noise when I should have been quiet and sneaky.

I never saw her kill with it, but she could make people's ears bleed and make them pass out or scream really loudly like somebody was torturing them. We didn't kill either. We just... stopped Lex's evil plans and saved people.

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	Bart patientlykira 2008-07-29 10:55 am UTC (link)
	I can make ears bleed. Trust me, they dumb a lot down for the kids on the Power Rangers TV show. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kira just_impulse 2008-07-29 10:58 am UTC (link)
	That's because the kids could end up crying to their mommies about how you make some poor man's ears bleed and it scarred them for life. They have to be safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Kira patientlykira 2008-07-29 11:04 am UTC (link)
	:D I wouldn't want that. Although technically I've only made monster ears bleed. It's nasty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kira just_impulse 2008-07-29 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Come on, kids should be exposed to the horrors of the world through television anyway. They can't be babied all their lives. I've seen the bleeding ears. I don't think it's that bad. It could be worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bart

patientlykira
2008-07-29 11:13 am UTC (link)

No, not all their lives, but they shouldn't take it all in at once. You know what happens when they do? Thrax. He's the son of Rita Replusa and Lord Zedd. At least he was until we kicked his ass. Anyway, he stayed evil even after his parents became good. He thought they were pathetic.

Don't worry, they still show some pretty bad things. Like how my boyfriend almost killed me when he was evil.

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	harlequinlady 2008-07-29 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	How can you be bored? (Reply to this)