So this might sound a little unusual, but I'm somewhat confused about how I'm here. My name in Dexter Morgan, I'm a blood spatter analyst with the Miami police department and somewhere between leaving my apartment and my work I found myself diverted here. It's a little out of my way. I don't suppose anyone can tell me how that happened can they?
[Filtered to the bad, the evil and the downright morally dubious]
Alright guys, I'm after an Orb of Thesulah. And I really really want it soon. If any of you can help me get hold of one there will be a reward. A pretty damn big one, if it turns out to be the real deal.
[ooc: Ok, since all of the Orbs in LA have been sneaksily hidden Faith can't actually get hold of one, but feel free to try to trick her in some way!]