PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What the HELL was a wendigo doing in the middle of the city?!

JACK HAVOCK, I SWEAR BY EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY WITHIN THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT THAT YOU WILL PAY SEVERELY FOR YOUR CRIMES! YOU CAN NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. PEOPLE SHALL BE LOOKING FOR ME.

Bonjour, pardon me but I do believe I have somewhat become lost from my caregiver. If anyone could kindly help me get to a man by the name of Jack Havock Ignatius Flint, I will owe you very much. You see, I can't do so myself, as I am very and ill and in a wheelchair. What do you call this thing I am now using?

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT THING THAT JUST ROARED PAST?!

So the full moon is coming up, and I'll be turning on the 21, 22, and 23. Oh joy, of all joys.

I saw Mantis' post, and well...if you're not feeling up to watching over me, just let me know. There are two other people well one of them is a vampire but that is besides the point who could do it instead, I'm positive they won't mind at all. I really don't want to be a bother, I know you have more than enough to worry about, without having to add my "issues" to that.

Oh Merlin! I feel like I'm being some annoying tag along kid! AAARGH!

There is another werewolf here, whom I'm hoping to eventually meet. I am more or less terrified of doing so, but he seems nice enough on the boards.

And um, I hope you're okay, with whatever is going on.

I know I act like I don't want to be at the Hyperion, but I really do. I feel left out.

And Oprah makes me cry.

I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT I'M SAYING TO PEOPLE.

Oh boy. Now, I ain't usually the type to gossip or ask for advice like this. But I hit a big old pickle, and I don't know what to do.

This place is so weird to begin, but this?

What does a girl do when she's got a boyfriend, but then a younger version of him turns up? I ain't the type of girl to be with more than one man at a time, and this is just... TOO confusing!

Is everyone very high?

I can't believe that I forgot to talk to you about this. I guess everything just ended up a little too overwhelming, but... I need your help, Peter. It's about Charlie.

Ron Weasley is still alive. Want to tell me why?

There's not a single scientific explanation that I can produce that will provide everyone with the explanations that they need in order to understand what's going on here.

In other news, I'm Peter Parker. Also known as your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Wait. That's not right.

My daughter is here and she's from the future. Which is terrifying. I really miss MJ and Aunt May. And Eddie? While I still have faith in you, I still want to punch you in your obnoxious face.

I recently found that Wolfram and Hart can be very understanding of one’s situation when you offer them your services and undying loyalty. Now, I am not the type to turn myself over to somebody else, but what I asked for and received in return was well worth forgetting the usual and choosing to do something new.

This would be the perfect moment for you to come pay me a visit, Potter. We could have tea and then I could kill you. What do you say? I’ll let you bring your girlfriend along and she can watch while I rip out your internal organs and shove them down your throat, without the use of my hands! Or my wand! That sounds fun, does it not?

I’m too excited to sit her much longer. I need to go out and do something with my time. I feel like assassinating somebody important… Potter is on the top of my list, but until we run into each other, I’ll be happy to murder people in his name. Children, perhaps… Little, pathetic muggle children.

I have grown fond of the human race.

I'm going on a date for the first time in three years!