June 14th, 2008

[info]oracleinpink in [info]paragraffiti

[filtered to Hyperion folks]

Wow, they really don't want you going to school around here. Which would normally be awesome, except this time I want to go to school. This is what I get for trying to do things the legal non-computer hacking way.

Anyone else need a social security number, while I'm at it? Believe me, I wish I was joking about that. My number like my academic transcripts, surprise surprise, doesn't exist yet, meaning that I don't exist, meaning that I can't drive, vote, drink, or finish high school. I can't believe it took me this long to realise that this might be a problem.

[info]ex_demonbloo908 in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered against baddies. After the massive haunting thread.

A hotel was burned to the ground a few nights ago. For those of you who caught it on the news and felt the urge to investigate the scene, I'm going to go ahead and tell you all that it isn't necessary. The hotel was haunted -- really haunted. People were trapped inside, there were spirits all over the place...let's just say that it was pretty messy in there. I'm over one hundred percent certain that I got everyone out of there before I went back in and started investigating on the source of the haunting. It was impossible to locate it. There were just so many spirits and so much going on that I couldn't possibly figure out what was going on. So I torched the place. It was the only way I could think of that would keep the spirits at bay. I'm pretty sure that whatever it was that drew them there was also destroyed in the fire as I went back and double checked the area, but I'm going to try and make it so that nothing is built there for a very long time. How? That's a pretty good question. I'll figure it out soon. Hopefully before someone gets the idea to start rebuilding on the property. Anyway, I just wanted to fill you all in. That way no one'll jump to any conclusions that might put you on a time consuming search for answers.

And Claire? Thanks a lot for the help. I really appreciate it.

[info]loosewires in [info]paragraffiti

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[info]ares_gow in [info]paragraffiti

HEY!

Rumour has it that trouble's brewin. Why wasn't I informed? And where's the nearest bar (is that what you maggots call the drinking holes nowadays?). I could use a good ale right about now...and a wench.

[info]super_hiro in [info]paragraffiti

What year is this?

[info]bountied in [info]paragraffiti

Listen, I'm sorry I called you a loser, two-bit fallen angel with a Frank Sinatra complex and some half decent underground real estate. I'm really sorry.

Can I go home now? Joke's over. It was funny, really funny when I walked into my bathroom and ended up in the middle of the street in Los Angeles with a truck coming at me full speed. I laughed.

I'll never insult your love of Frank Sinatra again, just get me home so I'm not late for work.

And if you aren't behind this, then I'm pretty sure I'm screwed. This could be bad.

[info]buy_a_vowel in [info]paragraffiti

This is not the correct place, nor is it the correct time. But it will do, I suppose.

Lex, I am going to kill you. I’ll thank you first of course, and then I will murder you. Or better yet, I will have you murder yourself. How does that sound to you? After what you did to me for five years, I do want your opinion on this matter. I have many ideas for how we can go about putting this plan into action. I will post the top ten once I decide which ones are good enough to make that list.

I was thinking that I could go for your wife first. I heard that you had one here. And children too. Keep them close, Mr. Luthor. You would not want the rabid dog who broke out of his cage to get to them, now would you?

I think not.

I am feeling lucky. Very lucky…

[info]einhorn in [info]paragraffiti

I don't think I'm ever going to understand mortals. You.. you hurt and kill one another, and for what reason? None of it makes any sense at all, and I'm so scared that the longer I'm human, the more I'll begin to understand. I don't want to! We don't-- my people, we live without those things. There is no death. I never knew what it was, before humans came.

Sarah.. how do you live in a world like this? There's so much pain here. I can't heal all of it. I'm only one unicorn.



I went back to the park today. People still stare. I like the children, though. They taught me how to swing. It gladdens me that there's still a little innocence left in this world.

[info]ex_thebigbad355 in [info]paragraffiti

The next full moon’s on the 22nd, right? No ones going to shoot at me if I spend that night in MacArthur Park, are they? I think I can manage to stay away from the streets, being that they aren’t the most appealing place to have a good run. You know, I have a feeling that this is going to be boring. A full moon spent in a park doesn’t sound like fun, but a full moon spent in the middle of a city sounds even more unappealing. So I guess I’ll settle for the park and try not to hate it too much.

I never liked cities for this very reason. I need a drink and a decent hunt. Are vampires worth stalking and taking down? Or should I not waste my time?

[info]ex_johanna409 in [info]paragraffiti

This is not funny, at all.

So, could someone please explain to me how or why the hell I’m not in my flat, or London atleast, and here instead? Because I really don’t remember getting on a plane or feel the after effects of a teleport and I’m guessing I’m not dead or in a coma..or am I?

..what’s going on?


[info]selfpropelled in [info]paragraffiti

custom filter;

[filter includes Heidi, both Claires, Cordelia, Angela, Hiro, Sarah]

I need everyone to be careful around Peter for the next few days, for his sake and ours. He's absorbed an ability from one of the X-Men and he can't touch anyone without hurting them. He's working on suppressing it, so if he's not around or standoffish when he is, that's why. He has gloves, but this isn't going to be easy for him even with them on.

[Cordelia]
Interested in being an interfering little sister?
[/Cordelia]

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