[filtered to the females]
Oh boy. Now, I ain't usually the type to gossip or ask for advice like this. But I hit a big old pickle, and I don't know what to do.
This place is so weird to begin, but this?
What does a girl do when she's got a boyfriend, but then a younger version of him turns up? I ain't the type of girl to be with more than one man at a time, and this is just... TOO confusing!