PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

( Reid, Hotch )

I may despise the human race, but even I have to admit that the female hospitality here isn't so horrible after all.

I don't know what to do, or where to go, or why I'm here. This city is very strange and the time is so unfamiliar and odd. Terrible creatures come out at night and one of them tried to bite my neck. I was so shocked that I didn't throw him away. He nearly sunk his teeth in and then he stumbled away. He called me a dead thing and hurled himself over a wall.

I miss my friends and my castle. I know I said that I wanted to come back to the living, but I didn't mean this. I don't know... I don't want to cry like a child, but I can't seem to help myself.

Lucifer? Well now, it figures it would be about him, huh? Just another way to feed more his Creation-sized ego or to make him feel insulted by the whole concept, whichever would be if he finds out. The issues I read didn't have any spoiler. LA is really outdated in comic books supply since 2004. If my life wasn't weird by default this would faze me more. Book of Destiny or comic book, everything is written already.

Thanks, Kara. I honestly needed that girls' night out.

[Filtered to Hyperion Residents]

Which one is Buffy's room?

I'm sure you've already figured it out, but Veronica said she's pretty sure Spike has Buffy. If that's the case, we need to round up a group to get her back. Hopefully alive.

If either one of you know for certain that Spike has her, please let me know. It doesn't have to be an effort on both of your parts, alone.

Okay, I know I didn't teleport here and now I can't even lea This isn't Smallville. Can anyone tell me what's going on?

I think we're getting a little off-track here guys. We have people to rescue and a lot to do, but I think we will get it done a lot better if we work as a team instead of divided little factions. Angel put Kata in charge, so before we decide to do anything, we need to clear it with her.

Each of us brings something unique to this team, but we need to be united. Corny as it is, United we stand, divided we fall.

I know we have friends in trouble right now, and we're worried but we need to make this a team effort. If we all ban together we can do what needs to be done, but excluding people for whatever reason...it's dangerous, and I think that needs to stop right now.

There is no I in team.

how do i make the letters capitalize or have those been thrown away oh wait

I have heard that this internet thing is very useful for finding information. I seem to be lost. I am not sure how I got here, otherwise I would retrace my steps. I am looking for a way to return to England, where my family resides. I have tried calling them, but I do not have the right change for the phones, and no one will let me use their phone because of the long-distance charges. When I went to the police, they told me to 'go away' and stop wasting their time. Americans can be so rude It is apparent I am not the only one with this problem, so I thought it might be a good idea to ask.

Any information on this would be quite helpful. Please, and thank you in advance.

This just isn't happening. There is not a movie about part of my life!

The technology here is pathetic, I feel like I've been transported to the third world. Logan? Alec? Original Cindy? Anyone? I had to sleep in a park last night, I don't know where I am, and I'm cranky when there's no food in my belly. Which there isn't.

All alone again.

The black is gone, but I can still feel it on the edges. Clawing. Waiting.

I miss Simon. But it's quiet here.

They're not coming.

what kind of monstrosity is this thing/ i was told that if i wanted to get in contact with anyone it was the best way, but i have never seen anything like it in the whole of my life. i cannot even figure out how to write properly. when did a pen and ink become obsolete/ where am i/ when am i/ this is ridiculous. a machine is not going to have any answers for me.

I am feeling much more like myself now, and I am ready to help in any way that I can.

Is the name "Millennium Group" familiar to any of you? I would like to find out if any of the members are present here, in Los Angeles. My mission is more important than my bloody pride. Please, I shall reimburse for whichever information about their whereabouts.

I believe we must talk, James.

[Buffy]

How did you fare in your patrol?

Having been holed up in a hotel room for most of my stay here so far, I need something fun to do.

The problem I run into is this, I'm not too familiar with this town. So, suggestions?
Honestly. Who do I have to kill to have fun?

It's so constant. So very, very constant. Always there now.

He says I'll get used to it. It won't be so bad.

He's right. Of course he's right.

But for now it's just there. Always there.

Drumming and drumming and drumming.

Gwen, don’t go outside. Some idiot just left a huge mess outside of the door. I have no idea why they felt the impulsive urge to smear blood everywhere, but they did and now the lady next door is bitching because apparently she just swept the sidewalk yesterday and she said that she’s not doing it again. There’s somebody who has been ripped to pieces in a way that looks like it must have been extremely excruciating, but all she’s worried about is her precious sidewalk.

What’s wrong with the so called evil doers of this city? Is it a little too hard to clean up your messes? Did mommy used to do that for you? Well, that's too bad isn’t it? I guess you’re all going to have to learn to pick up your messes all on your own now. I know it sounds hard, but I also know that if you put your minds to it, you can manage it.

[Private to Integral]

Have you spoken to the souled vampire yet? I was curious and thought I’d ask.

[Private to Willow]

You were at the meeting. You interested me, I asked about you and somebody said that you were a witch, and a very powerful one at that. I have a slight problem and if you were willing to help me with it, I’d be in your dept.