PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and now I have to pee like Seabiscuit.

( Owen )

Am I dead? No I am alive but I should be dead…I was ashes why …why?! Someone please tell me who stole me from my peace? They must pay for bring me back. I don’t want to be here….it hurts so much to live.

Ohohhh...This Mad Hatter was drinking a good cup of tea upside down when... suddenly (as always happens in fables!) a bright idea crossed one's mind. Oohhh~, boy Alice, boy Alice, you shouldn't be Boy Alice any longer. You belong to Wonderland! Your mother cursed you, and the world up makes you sleepy with their boring reality. This humble jester thinks you should become this Hatter's faithful Dormouse and seek the March Hare to gather up our Mad Tea Party at last.

Three is a good number, better to be a crowd than the company of two or just be one of lonesome.

Or perhaps not, one's mad and just murdering time until the Queen of Hearts states her sentence. At least, one has bought a good snake. This jester hasn't realized how much time has passed since one has enjoyed the simple pleasure of animal affection~

The snake has His Majesty's dazzling, cold eyes.

( For Hyperion residents only )

Your Champion is dead.

You want to hurt Torchwood and Jack Harkness, by the looks of things. I want to help.

Anyone caught coming near the Hyperion Hotel who isn't in need of assistance is going to be dealt with, quickly and efficiently. So unless you're in some sort of trouble, stay away.

I won't warn you twice.

( Private to Captain Jack Sparrow )

( Private to Toph )

So!

LA. Great city. It's been fun, kids--but seriously.

I'm getting irritated, with the, y'know...not...knowing things.

I mean--every day, SOMEONE pops up here going, "where the hell am I, mommy help" or something to that affect.

Doesn't anyone know -anything-?


Jeez.


Should've skipped out and flown to Hawaii.

Okay. So while most people know that I'm all for the coming out party on the meteor infected front, even I have to admit that vampires, demons, and fictional characters are kinda out there. Even for me. And that's saying something, considering that I'm from Smallville and all.

I ran into a vampire today. It's a good thing that I got rid of that bracelet, otherwise I don't think I would have gotten away fast enough.

[Private to Clark Kent]
So, hi. I don't know if Chloe or your cousin managed to tell you that I'm, you know, kinda not dead anymore, so I thought I'd try to get into contact with you through here. A lot of people seem to communicate this way around here, which is kind of cool, I guess. Anyway, if you wanna meet up or talk or, well, basically do anything that doesn't involve us running into one of those creeps with the bumpy faces then that would be great.

You are totally boss for like letting me crash here and shit, but is there something I can do to like earn my keep? I'd hate to be a freeloader.

You have two months to live, we need to get Sam ready now. Where is he?

Your Scout seems stressed.  I pity you all.  I have been in the company of a stressed-out Mickey in the past.

In your time of trouble I honor Blue Team bonds and place myself and resources entirely at your disposal.

( This Mysterious Doctor Bloke. )

This place is going to make my head explode. It was so much easier back at home when everyone was just like 'Kill the Charmed Ones!' and that was it. That seems so much easier now, than stuff here. Isn't there any demon out there who just wants to rule the world, and then can be stopped after a few good battles, failed attempts, and then finally some good ass kicking? These things just keep coming. Or anyone who's main goal it is to just kill witches? A handy dandy 'how to kill it' guide for this world would be wonderful.

This places makes the the Halliwell manor look normal.

Hey Christy, still hell bent on being on the wrong side?

Well, that was some short-lived peace.

[Hyperion Hotel people]

We need to split in groups for Buffy, Angel and your other friend. Katara, this your call to organize the groups, you are our leader. I'm definitely willing to help after Angel's death. He invited me here without questions asked. I'm in his debt. Like Lucifer, I repay my debts.

Um, I have to ask... This could sound weird. Who else has experience in journeys to the afterlife besides me?