PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Never have I imagined that things would be so clear. They definitely are now. It's amazing how a lifetime of obsession can be dissolved by one dunk into those unusual Pits. But it can be done. It has been done, from what I can see. I know that this city is at war. Of course the average primitives do not see this in their daily life, but there is a war going on. As a general, war is a subject of which I know very well. Lives have been lost here, and there will likely be more casualties before it is over. Will it be over? I think not. Such is the way of things.

There will be no kneeling. I am not demanding this. Though it is a good compliment, I'd smile if Perhaps a bow of the head, or a tipping of the hat as it is done in some Earth customs, or even a wave will do just fine. I wish to thank Elaine for that advice. Also.. to those I have insulted. Kara, Raya, the younger Kal-El, Superman, Bart... you see, I was.. well, even super-powered alien despots have issues. I was plotting to kill you all, was going to enjoy snapping Bart's speedy neck I was also working on a fanfic of myself and Jesus, but that is on hold for now. I regret my rash and impure remarks. However, it is true Lara was indeed beautiful and gifted. I will resist any further descriptions and leave it at that. She was already "taken", as Earth people say. And besides, I was a bit obsessive and too demanding for her to have had the same feeling, anyway

And I have hurt my own son. Something a father should never do. But he was... well, he infuriated me. A general is never questioned by his soldiers, obedience is paramount to victory. Unfortunately, I was a leader with my family as well, instead of a father. And I wanted him to follow my examples. To be just like me. And when he did not.. I was angry and resorted to violence. And when that happens, there is danger to everyone involved. I could be a bit.. zealous.. about my intentions and desires. He was a fighter, though. And strong-willed. He could not be shaken, deterred, or led astray from his views, and I made the mistake of pressing otherwise and causing him pain. That, at least, gives me pride. If I saw him, then I would tell him this. But at least now he is free to make his own decisions.

I do not say that I was completely wrong in my other thoughts, however. This place is not as advanced as other worlds, or even as my own was. It is barbaric, and humans will destroy each other if they do not get control of their primal natures. There have been other worlds slightly superior to this one that are not around anymore. And this city? Well, it is a miracle that it has not been wiped off the map before now. There have been a few close calls. One or several wrong moves can result in destruction. Best for everyone to stay alert.

But there are some spots in the city that could be better guarded. Someone could poison the water, or destroy some more buildings.. although one came to life and that caused a great blow to the life of lesser advanced innocent civilians. I am giving some thought into taking action myself. I have killed vampires. Of course that was for their defiance, but they deserved it anyway. Perhaps I shall be more aggressive if that is even possible for me. Conflict and warfare is in my blood. It's what I do best. And I intend to turn that experience upon the unholy blood-drinkers and their nests.. with or without an army.

This isn't working. None of it is. Nothing is changing, nothing is improving. Further proof that father is right? I've prayed for that not to be true, but if it is then I know the creed.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Man eating buildings. Someone finally created Godzilla deterrent. Except we don't have one of those.

[Lilah]

So about my offer.

I don't even want to be on these boards, but it's not like I know your phone numbers, even if you have them, so it's necessary for just this post, I guess. I don't even know if you'll read this or bother to reply, because I already know you've written me off as one of your creations that gets what everyone else does. But I have to ask, even if it doesn't get answered.

Is Dean just going back to Hell when he dies someday? Does everything he's doing here, from fulfilling the reason he was pulled out to fighting evil in this city, not get him another chance at Heaven?

I've actually never before felt the need to use the big letters...but Sam, Dean, John

SNOW COVERED DEVILS TRAPS ARE UNFAIR. AND CHEATING,

Ten Minutes that lasted!

I should be bought French Fries now. Cause of the trauma and all.

Heeh. Happy New Year, everyone.

[Lucifer]

I need to borrow a couple of tables and privacy for my friends tonight, uncle. I'll pay for everything.

[Girls]

Tonight at the Lux! Don't forget.

Love is like stichglass, has anybody noticed?

You and you, let's have a picnic day this New Year's Eve. Maybe we can try and pretend we are a normal family.

Mm...I don't know what will happen to your reputation pft if you continue taking candy from mentally regressed adults, uncle.

Oh, bloody hell.

My Lord, may I ask a few questions?

[filtered to Peter]
You're not very attached to the idea of a Catholic wedding, are you?

[ooc: consider their initial exchange private to them, I wasn't going to double post. :D]

[ETA filter: against baddies]
We are getting married in three weeks. THREE WEEKS EXACTLY. So long sleep.

Mary Jane, Heidi, Cathy, Charlie, older Claire - planning party ASAP, say tomorrow?

Nathan - you owe me fifty bucks.

[ETA filter: Elaine & Peter]
Peter and I would like to come see you to discuss something.

So, I noticed that there have been some new arrivals. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Damien Thorn. I am the CEO of Thorn Industries. And in my spare time, I donate food to the homeless shelters in the city.

If anyone needs a job, we're still hiring. There are plenty of positions available. Secretary, guard duty, assembly line, anything. Feel free to set up an appointment and I'll see if we can hire you on the spot. Ohh, and it pays well too.

It should have been me.

It should have been me, that died on that battlefield, in front of the Daily Planet. He should be the one that's still breathing, living, day to day, doing what he always did. He... he was the greatest man I ever knew, so sweet, so kind, so wonderful... there was no one else like him in the entire world. And even though there's other versions of him lurking around, it's not the same. They're not him. They never could be. And I... I didn't even deserve him. I still don't. Maybe I never did.

And I can honestly say I've never hated myself more than I do right now.

I wish I wasn't here.

I wish I didn't exist.



[ooc: emo!tiems. Filtered against baddies cause baddies would probably mock, and filtered against Chris cause well... he don't need to hear his mommy talk like this. ETA: Anya, plz 2 be not fulfilling her wish. lol]

I'm supposed to have no preferences, but I kind of like this city a lot better without the spooky mist creeping everywhere.

[Cousins & Nephews]

Hi there, mm, got a minute?

[ooc; Filter includes everybody related to Lucifer]

[Filtered to Winchesters/their girlfriends and family]

Any complains about the angel, just tell me all right? I would know. I'm willing to talk to him. I know the Host members could be stuck-up and a pain about their assignments. There are saving graces.

[Filtered to Family]

Hi. I think we should meet or at least talk more often. Damien already knows.

( Filtered to God )

Everybody who keeps killing in the Creator's name. I'll give you just a friendly, Internet warning to stop right now. There's a lot of deities who would love the human sacrifices and bloody worship if that's your thing.

You know who you are.

I'm exhausted. And I feel like I've been hungover for a week. I guess that's what happens when you get drunk twice in three days. Or was it four? I'm not even gonna try to figure that one out.

I think I need a new phone. My screen is cracked. I might've...gotten thrown into a wall the other night. Which explains the screen cracking.

( Filtered to Faith )

( Filtered to Kira )

( Filtered to Jo )

( Filtered to Dean )

( Filtered to Peter Petrelli & the Hyperion )

( Filtered to Dad. )

Hi there, does someone else got a question to ask me? The truth is fine and I am not going to smite people because they are curious. That fruit offer was all right, Crowley.

So there is a God afterall…hmm think I lost a bet somewhere

People alive again? But how.. Is that how I was brought.. Ugh this place is so confusing and just wrong!

Felicia, I'll be in to work this week hopefully but I may have to leave if I start to get sick..

Now this never happened with the other Apocalpyses.

Xander / Faith.
...Hey? Please be here again.

I swear I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm going to be breaking out the good stuff for celebratory purposes, so if anyone wants something, come over.

Jo? Faith? This definitely means you.

Everybody I know who died that Elaine brought back? IF YOU DIE AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU!

Yes, I know, I know. I am just so happy right now. After so much heartache, happy suspends logic.

Now if only the Powers would send Bart back. I would like to order one blonde speedster to go, please!

Hullo, Los Angeles, I'm back. Mm, so must be everyone else. Thanks a lot for the conversation, Sarah. I was listening.

Free drinks at the Lux for everybody! Don't try to argue against me in this, Crowley.

If any of you have a viable petition to make. I wouldn't mind granting it as a partying boon. But please, keep from asking me anything related to the major struggle in your lives.

God, I'm going to miss this people so much.

Good-bye, I love you all.

[Spike]

I know you must be worried about Dawn, but nothing bad will happen to her. Lucifer gave us his word and he has never lied. He thinks that lying is below him and his ego.

The entire Creation is at stake. Not just a planet and a world. I want you to understand how serious is the conflict we must rejoin.

Guess who's taking the attorney's oath of office on Monday?

That would be me, because I passed the Bar!.

Charlie, I can't thank you enough for all you did, and thank you to everyone else who helped out.

Well, I might be leaving very soon, but I didn't want to leave a quick farewell note and depart. That should be the way I must carry myself, but not the one I chose. I'm still not sure when, so please don't ask. All I wanted to admit is that I'm not fully human. Some among you already know what I mean thank you for the support while those who don't and would like me to explain this can ask.

Thank you for accepting me and made me feel so welcome. If I could return to visit, I would.

I'm looking for something.

Small, sometimes cheeky, and quite useful for opening doors.

Why hello, world. My name's Idiot.

Mm, I think we should take advantage of this moment of peace to get to know each others better. Specially since we are lacking television as alternative means of entertainment. Well, all right, there is still this Magneto to fight against but my idea stands.

Is Dennis still adjusting Cordelia? Heeh. The hotel is a way bigger than your flat, so it must be new experience to him.

He treats me as if I were once his dog instead of his child. He thinks I should be obedient and do whatever he commands me to do, because if I do what he says he will reward me with a treat, throw me a bone like I’m a puppy. He thinks he can do whatever he wants here. He thinks that nobody will be able to stop him, but he was stopped before. I think he’s insane.

I think he’ll find me. I know he wants it bad enough. I don’t want my mother to be there when he gets what he wants. I know he’d hurt her if he could. I don’t know what to do.

I don’t want to go to him. But then, maybe he'd stop if I did.

You are all lost.

Hullo, um, this may sound spooky but a couple of months ago Spike told something to this bloke. This bloke who happens to be the Ex-Devil.

Mm, was it, true? What he said? You made a deal with my uncle?

Is Zod still here? I haven’t heard anything from him and it’s not like him to sit back and enjoy the scenery. That's not complicated or evil enough.

Am I allowed to go outside by myself now? None of you are going to force me to have supervision, are you? Supervision sucks.

You know, I get the whole 'dough' part 'cause you gotta bake a doughnut to actually make one, but where in the heck do they get the nut part? Most doughnuts don't have nuts in them!

I'm gonna go get some doughnuts now.

While I'm gone, I want all of you to answer the following questions:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
2. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
3. What are you wearing right now? ;)
4. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
5. Cowboys or Indians?

Could you give this city a helping hand? With that I mean, restore the light of the streets?

[ooc; Insert plot here]

[ooc: This is after her "conversation" of sorts with Pyramid Head, and before her post to Spike. Claire is on a major guilt trip because of what she did to her mom, and is convinced that she doesn't deserve Aaron, and the tiny baby is much, much, much better off without her.]

I'm not coming back to the hotel. Thank you all for being so kind, but I can't am not coming back. Don't try to bring me back, or change my mind. It won't work. Force me back, and I swear, I'll do something...something that will make you regret doing that.

Monica, I want you to look after Aaron. He's better off with you than he is with me. He likes you, I can tell. When he gets older - tell him how sorry I am, for everything? He might not understand, but maybe it's better this wa

And no Peter, I'm not off doing anything stupid, like looking for demons or something like that. It's just...I'm not coming back.

This darkness is horrible.

All that talk about genocide is proving my uncle's Lucifer's his point. People would never stop from trying or wanting to kill each others.

Mm, I don't like to agree with him in this.