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Clark Kent (ex_sonofkryp215) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-07-19 03:39:00

Entry tags:

christopher kent, claire littleton, clark kent (future), hannibal king, heidi petrelli, jem barone, kira ford

Uh.

I was followed back to my hotel. And there was a girl. Hiding in my closet.

She said she wanted to spend the night with Superman.

And that was awkward. Since I found her after. Ah. Never mind.

I should have been dressed
This is really embaras
How did she even get in the roo
And I flew back, she couldn't have

Should I be concerned about this? Because she's just sitting on the bed. Staring at me.

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	walks_again 2008-07-20 02:45 am UTC (link)
	My advice would be to send the young lady home, and find a new hotel. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I tried that. And I don't want to force her to leave. You know, physically. Any suggestions on a relocation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walks_again 2008-07-20 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Then it may be best to vacate the vicinity yourself. Persistance along this thread never ends well. There are several reasonably-priced, and most importantly, clean hotels: [Address & Phone Number] [Address & Phone Number] [Address & Phone Number] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I should be more careful, I think. Thank you. I'll be sure to look into them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Clark]

walks_again
2008-07-20 02:54 pm UTC (link)

This is true, but others(Or, in this case, young women specifically) should be sensible and polite enough not to stalk people.

Alternatively, if you're not opposed to teamwork and helping out a collective of individuals geared towards fighting the good fight against the strange, less benign forces running amok here in LA and generally assisting those in need, I can reccomend the Hyperion Hotel. It's where I've been staying since my unprecedented arrival here, and I'm yet to find any overenthusastic, underdressed individuals lurking in the pantry.

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	Heidi. ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm always willing to help in whatever way that I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clark] walks_again 2008-07-20 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Wonderful! We're always in need of another set of helping hands. [Address & Directions]. If you hit any snags, which you shouldn't, ask for Heidi or Peter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Oooooh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Is there -- yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Someone's gonna get lucky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 02:52 am UTC (link)
	What? Oh no! No! No one is getting...anything. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Awww. That's too bad. Poor girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't know her. It wouldn't be right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Why not? Not knowing someone isn't bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 02:59 am UTC (link)
	No, it's not. But it's bad if they want to...get lucky. Because I don't do that. With people. That I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You're kinda twitchy, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Just socially awkward. That's what Lois says. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 03:05 am UTC (link)
	It's funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 03:29 am UTC (link)
	It is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scissorwoman 2008-07-20 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Mmhmm! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	patientlykira 2008-07-20 03:11 am UTC (link)
	~~Superman? ...yeah, so totally in another reality.~~ A fangirl broke into your room? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I think so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	patientlykira 2008-07-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. People really should respect your privacy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
	I would prefer it if they did. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_girlsuper149 2008-07-20 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Excuse me while I laugh for a minute. .... Ok, done. I could always pick her up and remove her? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
	No, no. Don't do that. You might scare her. I'll just...uh. Leave. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hail_king 2008-07-20 09:43 am UTC (link)
	If you don't know her name, man, means you don't have to call when the deed is done. This is the very reason grown men dream of being rockstars and super heroes. Enjoy the rewards. Go nail a fan-girl. Then send her off to the store to grab breakfast and change your locks while she's away. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-20 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Doing that would go against everything that I stand for. I'm leaving. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lostaussie 2008-07-20 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh wow. That is kind of scary. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, kind of. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	generals_son 2008-07-20 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	If this happened back where I came from mom would get her out for you. And she'd never come back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2008-07-21 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I still can't believe...Lois? Are you really sure that it's her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	generals_son 2008-07-21 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I'm one hundred percent sure. Is it really that hard to believe? (Reply to this) (Parent)