Uhh… I swear I didn’t do anything. That window was broken before I accidentally flew into it. And my mom should have learned a long time ago that dragging me off to work with her isn’t the best idea. The Daily Planet can only take so much abuse before it gets fed up with me. And speaking of the Daily Planet, there’s not one here.
I can’t be in trouble for this because I didn’t do anything. I’m an innocent victim. And I’m unbelievably lost. I’m so lost that it’s not even funny. How do I tell mom I got lost on my way to the bathroom? That won’t go down well.
Is it normal for people who were trying to get to the bathroom to suddenly show up here instead?