So where's all the self-proclaimed big, bad and uglies? I don't think I've seen any yet. It's sorely disappointing.
Edit: And because I refuse to make another post just for this...what's with the mortals at the moment? I was just approached and asked if my 'codpiece' was as full as it looked. While I'm all for being forward and stating what's on your mind, even for me..that was a bit of a shock. It got me laid though..so I'm not really complaining.