PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Wow, when some of you told me things could get really crazy around here - you really did mean it.

[ooc: Future people, you can know Trish if you want. I don't mind :)]

Crap. This isn't...
WE don't even know whats...

Well now look at all the shocked yet oddly curious

Hello kiddies. If you make a paradox and explode the world we have demons that will eat your eyes.

And soul

We like the world. And if it explodes we'll do it

Having fun?

Fascinating. Unexpected, but quite fascinating.

[Filtered to the Justice Leauge]

Have we formed a hypothisis, Anything? Do we know yet why we're here?

[ooc: Initially posted the same time as this is occurring, so before/during these]

We have another 'needs a plan to be fixed' future. It's one event to a small group of people over the futures with multiple events on a large scale. Are we going to need a coding system for levels of bad?

The 2013 timeline Michael's from, the demon Meg shows up. He's from after she kidnaps Faith, nearly kills Sam and burns down his house.

[ second filter - Ruby; ]
The demon Meg. Did she know about all the stuff that was being planned?

This is absolutely beguiling! An entire population of future children deposited in this timeline! I can only imagine the paradoxes this is creating. These PTB and Senior Partners must certainly be quite powerful beings. Rebel Time Lords? Some unknown alien entity pretending to be a deity?

Welcome! I hope this past finds you well.

I'm not feeling the love over here, lady.

Some "Facts" About My Future

( We once stopped a bad guy with huge catapults of ice cream. We were all sick for days later from eating all the rest before it melted. )

Most of these are outright lies. You people keep asking about the future, I'm going to keep on making more shit up. However, there might be things on this list that are partially or one hundred percent true. No, I'm not fucking telling what they are, and if anyone else tells, you guys know what I'll do to you, so I suggest you start making the bigger shit up too if you're not telling things to stop these fucking crappy futures or you're not keeping it to little things people could pretty much already guess, because I want to go home to my own goddamned timeline and not some timeline where we traded in cars for unicorns that shoot rainbows out their asses.

Okay! There's people and facts left to share, so who wants to know about themselves in the future? I've got time to kill.

[ooc: HAHAHA, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR. This is all IC. Only Ben is obsessed with breaking the future. Me, I'm loving you guys and all the stuff you're doing.]

Well, I never thought I'd say this but it seems like Los Angeles has changed a lot, since I was last here.

Hard to say if it was for better or worse, I guess only time will tell there.

Is this the right um message board? I hope it is. There was this nice woman that told me that I could find information here or at the Welcome Center, I thought it might be easier and best to introduce myself on this first.

Hi, everyone. I'm Tara. Tara Maclay and I'm new here. In case you ... maybe you might have missed that I'm not really good with these things. Introducing myself, not that I'm bad at it or anything, I just Using message boards. So .. just, hi.

I look forward to getting to know all of you.

I woke up in a morgue. In Los Angeles. Why?

I find this less than amusing, Parkman.

I KNEW IT! I knew this couldn't possibly be as awesome as I originally thought it was. CLARK? I think we should blow it up.

.....

Where the hell am I?

...Jace? Simon? Izzy, Alec...anyone would be nice? Could someone please tell me how I got from Alicante New York to a random Library in Los Angeles? Please, I just got everyone pack, the war just ended. There was fireworks. Who the heck does that? Pulls someone away from fireworks?

...that juice Izzy gave me was Strawberry juice, right? Aw crap. At least I have my stele.

I don't see how being directed to a website is going to solve this problem.

Why am I in Los Angeles? Why does the date say that it is two thousand and six? What kind of sorcery is this? Tell me who is responsible for taking me away from my mission in Sunnydale? I nee want to know right now.