PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[Filtered to Torchwood :: Suzie, Owen, John Hart]
Alright. I think the rift is trying to tell me something. Or else, Torchwood decided it needed to be here for whatever reason. If you haven't seen the plaza and fountain, it's made its way here. Which means the city needs us.

No pressure and I'm not going to be administering the amnesia pills if you choose not to come. Though you all know your duty


[Filtered to John Hart]
Don't make me regret the offer, got it?


[Filtered to The (4th) Doctor]
One of your later incarnations knew of me and a team I had been associated in Cardiff known as Torchwood. I'm extending an invitation to you, should you wish to be a part of us. There's a small tourist info shack located at [address here]. You're welcome anytime, Doctor.

( Private )

( Filtered ; Peter )

Do I defend him too much, Jacen I mean...to the exclusion of common sense. Luke implied I...

If I'm doing that again... You'd tell me wouldn't you?

It's so fun to find out one of your...toys have been brought here. Enjoy yourself, Handsome Jack. I'm sure you and your little team will have fun here.

What the hell.

[Filtered to Faith]
Put your friend on a leash. Preferably a short one. That's all I'm gonna say.

As the 30th birthday (and don't give me that different times and physical age stuff, it's still the date of his birthday in this reality) of my best friend is in two days and he needs something happy right now, I'm throwing a surprise party for Dean at my house, Tuesday the 24th, seven p.m.

Key word here being SURPRISE. So shh.

It's nothing super fancy because this is for Dean. I bought a grill, so burgers and other grill stuff, normal party food, a cake Mary's baking, stuff like that. I just need to know who'll be there so I have enough of everything.

Sam, do you think you could keep him distracted after he gets home from work that day, maybe get him out of your house around 6:30 so everyone can get over here without him noticing, then make up an excuse to come by my house?

And if someone could give me a lesson on how to work this grill, that'd be awesome.


[second filter; Heather & Jo]
After digging through Sarah's totally excessive notes and browsing around the internet, I've got ideas and suggestions and a bunch of links for all things flowery.

I've been typing as I was researching, so this is a lot of little facts and stuff all thrown together.

( cut for length )

And I think that's what I have for now, so, thoughts?

[ooc: I know it's LONG. She's trying to do a good job helping Heather, DON'T JUDGE.]

The human race is so flawed.

Do you have your iPod with you?

You know, being here, with all the weird shit that happens, I almost always feel like I'm trapped in a crappy comic book, or a really bad movie. That's kind of annoying, really, but it's better than the life I lived before. At least I don't have to be afraid of them... There may be a lot of dangers here, but for some reason, I feel so much... safer. I feel... happy. Content in a way I don't think I've ever been able to be. Here, I don't have to live in paranoia, or constantly fighting to stop the inevitable. I don't have to hide here. I can finally live my life.

...Is it weird that I feel that way?

So when recounting the tale of this city and how messed up it is. Could tell a Slayer that people she thought didn't make it out of Giant Craterdale USA are here and very much not  dead and fangy.

Coulda been messy.

Sorry again Anya and hurrah for Slayer reflexes.

AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS!



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