PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Vacation. Vacation. Why the hell am I not on vacation anymore, and why am I in LA, like this, in 2005? This wasn't what I was supposed to be doing. Fates promised a guaranteed half years vacation, with no harassment. I want my beach and martini back.

Better yet, what is going on with this city? It's a complete mess, and I've only been here five minutes.

I'm getting too old for this The younger Mary's run off again. Haven't got a damned clue where to look this time.

[Castiel]
Can you find people with one of your powers?

Alright, where the in the twenty-six millennium sky counters am I? This ain't like any other Top Shop I've ever been in, it's more like a completely new city from the one I just stepped away from.

This is mental.

Anyone seen my mate Howard? He's got this caterpillar for a moustache and his hair's never seen a comb since the 20's. Small eyes like a shrimp, darting around the place, like he's got something to hide. Anyone?

I need to get home. This place it's just...killing me.

[Filtered to John Winchester]

Nothing...nothing that I could find out anyway.

Nothing could be a good thing. Don't some people just sometimes...leave?

You should ask Castiel maybe?

Nightmares.

Who has them, and what do you do to get rid of them?

I keep seeing, what I'm supposed to do. I can't...I can't let that happen!

I'm getting to scared to sleep.

[ooc: I'm not sure if any of the angels out there would be able to recognize Christina as an Anti-Christ, and for the fact the Devil is her daddy. Of course, if they can feel free to comment about it to her. But don't make it public...yet ;)]

You know what? I'm really gonna like wearing a tux. It'll look awesome with my eyepatch.

As most of you will probably notice on the message boards, it sounds like Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter fame) may be in trouble. Ron said she was in contact with him a few minutes earlier, then screamed and the line went dead.

Now, we have no leads on this, and I'm not going to call out all the troops over one missing witch because, well, we just can't spread ourselves that thin right now. However, if anyone hears from her, or sees her, or is out patrolling and wants to check places she might have been (libraries, book stores, magic shops, etc.), speak up if you find out anything.

If I get anymore information, I'll keep everyone informed.

{ooc: And literally, Cordelia knows nothing because I know nothing, and this isn't a plot that's meant to be 'solved' by anyone as far as I know. Just giving her an IC response to someone she knows being in danger, is all, so no one worry they might be missing out or anything!}}

So where are the good places to eat around here?

I'm so damn tired, but I can't sleep.

Someone talk to me?

Oh God, he's here! He's actually shown up!

Shit! I'm suddenly totally doubting my outfit for the party now!
I'm going to have to stop eatting again aren't I? So I can be lovely and he'll like me

I should probably like try and talk to him, yeah? But I'm pretty sure I'll just a total fucking idiot of myself.

So, who’s gonna tell me what I’m doing here?