PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

This place is insanity!

So Azazel is the evil demon? And he seemed such a lovely gentleman

What would you say if I told you that I wanted to leave for awhile?

She's got the angel watching her back.

I can't touch her.

I drew a lot today.

I think I prefer being on the computer.

I was watching this movie today on TV and all of a sudden there were these people snogging and taking off their clothes and such. I saw bits and pieces of a bloke that I'd usually prefer to avoid looking at, but the bird was all right. Least until they started shagging in all these awkward angles and yeah.

Reminded me a bit of the magazines that Fred and George kept under their beds. Except this was by far more disturbing. And a tad bit entertaining at the same time.

...Jack?

Anyone see or hear from him lately?

I went sniffing around for Jack, like I promised. Personally? I don't care about what happens to the little bugger. But since Buffy insisted? Yeah. There goes an evening of my special happy time.

He's a ghost, Slayer. And I honestly think that we've got better things to worry about than finding the likes of him.

[Lacroix]
I'm gonna need that money. Selene pointed me to a nice place and it needs remodeling. Tons of it.

[Filtered to the Winchesters, Jo, Heather, Bobby]

I'm done.

I tried to help him but I'm done.

Put a leash on your brother Dean, if you want to keep him.

[Filtered to Castiel]

...Thank you. Again.

I really hope he's wrong and you don't end up paying for this for...me

But tell me, why the hell should I give a damn about humanity. I tried Castiel. I really tried.

[Filtered to Azazel]

Well played.

ETA: I forgot to add Bobby, and Ruby would cause they totally bonded over the colt lol :D

It's 2005?

You mean I have to put up with George Bush for ANOTHER 3 years?

And I was this close to getting Obama for President...

Yes America, you're getting a black President. And he's a Democrat.

Right. So I'm mortal. Again. And on the one hand that's a good thing. But on the other, I have no powers. No teleporting, no ability to bend reality, nothing.

So I have decided that this time around I am not going to be helpless.

In my very first life, over a thousand years ago, I was actually a pretty darn powerful Witch. Not Willow level, but those only come about around once every millenia or so. But I was at about the level of say, Amy Madison, or Tara maybe.

And I am going to be again. I am going to work on developing my magical ability again. I mean, over a thousand years as a demon must have had some affect. And I want to be useful, beyond my incredible knowledge of demons and demon dimensions.

So, does anyone want to help me?

Alright, I get that people want to use the message boards to communicate with others. I do the same thing. It helps, making that connection, gathering information, whatever.

But if some of you would please stop deliberately provoking some of the big bads out there, especially ones that aren't from here and therefore might be a bit more difficult to kill than what we're used to, I'd really appreciate it. Like, a lot.

Seriously folks. It's not a hard concept. If something from another reality is here, and the weapon/person/spell/whatever we need to kill them isn't, and you go chasing after them across the boards just to get a response from them, there's a good chance we're going to end up with a pissed off, unkillable creature of some sort trying to claw its way inside the hotel. Or taking it out on the innocents on the streets.

So let's just all keep that in mind in the future since I'm pretty sure most of us would like to not die anytime soon. Especially if we didn't even get the chance to take part in the annoying them in the first place.

Oh! And if you find that you have pissed someone off that might pose a real threat, whether you did it on purpose or accident, you need to let either me or Peter, preferably both, know so we can figure out if we can diffuse the situation or how to react otherwise.

{filtered to Fred, Kathy, and Faith only}
So... I found some videos. Of Angel, mostly. I'm pretty sure they came from Wolfram & Hart's intelligence files on Angel Investigations, from before things started to go nutso around here. Or, at least, more than usual.

Anyway. I was thinking that you three might want to watch them with me? I know you all cared for him too, and I thought it might help.

Anyone interested?

Now that we've all survived Black Friday...right?, I find myself in need of a partner in Christmas-shopping-crime.

And by the way, I mean that figuratively, of course. I'm not looking to land myself in any kind of legal mess this holiday season.

{Filtered against Lindsey}
And what do you get your fairly anti-Christmas boyfriend who doesn't seem to want anything, anyway? Because I'm stumped.

{Filtered to Sarah's bridal party}
I saw the um, party favors that Claire posted, but are plans underway for a bachelorette party of any kind?

i was hoping yesterday would've turned out to just be a dream.
except for
sam told me when this is over we're looking for a ring.
or is it more like a free ride to hell in some of your opinions?
just shut up, heather.
i'm not talking about it.

forgot what i was gonna say.











this cast itches.

Where the sodding hell are you?

[ooc: as pretty much everything but the purposely 'to all' stuff was filtered like whoa, worried!Claire cannot be anything but worried ;)]

[Sam]
Are you still alive?

[Dean]
Are you okay?

Guess what I want?

We're making lists, we're checking them twice, we're going to find out who's been naughty and nice...

...And you're gonna have a lot more than coal in your stocking to worry about.

You were right
These webs are getting stickier and sti
I'm trapping myse

HERMIONE?! HAS ANYONE SEEN HERMIONE?!

Lily, when was the last time you saw your brother?

Such a lovely mess. I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. It's all so entertaining.

Thank you all for the gifts, and all-around wonderful birthday!

On a related note, my couch has a Nathan-shaped dent in it. It must be the original.

( Filtered to the bad guys, minus demons, and gods )

It's very possible that my brain has mostly melted at this point. I also can't get 'Bring On The Men' out of the space that a brain used to occupy. These two things combined mean it's karaoke time.

Who's in? I'm leaving in a hour.

[ooc: have an earworm, with bonus eye candy, which has several Para PBs]

I fucked up pretty bad.

So if you want to have a go at me, do it.

I'm done. I tried saving that kid, I did everything that I could to find Azazel. But people are coming at me left and right, bitching about how much they think that I've 'fallen' and I'm just fucking done with it.

So whatever. Putting my self worth down for Lilith is where I draw the line.

And I don't expect a response from you either. That'd be aiming a little high there. I just wanted you to know.

I can't say I'm happy being back here, but I'll adjust. Perhaps you could help me? I'm looking for a young man: early twenties, tall, dark hair, baby blues, goes by the name of Clark Kent. Other people of interest would be Bart Allen, Oliver Queen, Arthur "AC" Curry, Dinah Lance and Chloe Sullivan. If any of you are here, or you're someone who knows them, please comment.